Hello my monsters and closets,


you know that picture of me in my favorite shirt? The one that says "I'm Fat Lets Party" ? The one that you can see here?



and here



and like 3/4 of the time when you see me in real life? Well the dude who made that shirt got his whole tiny business stolen out of his van.

So he started a kickstarter with some awesome rewards for people who help out, includeing your own version of my favorite shirt.

And I have a little contest for you, the first of you who can send me a confirmation that you helped my buddy with a gift over 20 out gets a fun little SG prize pack and some random entertaining shit from me.

and um...just so this blog isn't too lame, here is a crazy boob/belly picture.



please do me a favor and help out a really sweet geek.