SuicideGirl: Suri
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MAY 16, 2011 @ 11:11 AM


Dearest latchkey kids and Culkins,


So my husband sometimes goes on business trips alone, leaveing me and the dog the run of the house. These are the things i do in my house alone.

Cook elaborate meals for myself, Usually something from Julia Child involving twine and puff pastry and cream or an egg from a non chicken. Sometimes something Indian or chinese so i can try a new spice, Eat this glamorous meal (or the pizza I order when it fails) while watching something madcap in black and white, or a documentary about something dull in the art world.

Take myself to a coffee shop with a novel

eat tons of garlic

practice strip routines to inappropriate songs (especially fun while pregnant)

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Danzig,Mother


When you're good to Mama

could use some suggestions, the other mother songs i have are hard to dance too



sleep in the middle of the bed

fall asleep on the couch

eat out, at 5 o'clock (for happy hour) get 3 appetizers and the fanciest drink i can think to order.

Watch hours of craft shows

Practice drag queen/spacelady/pin-up make-up in the mirror untill i am giddy

Take baths so long that i have to add hot water.




What are your things you love doing alone?

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DeCota

DeCota

Los Angeles, CA
July 2009

MAY 16, 2011 11:16 AM

dancing in the mirror and singing loudly to my favorite songs. And alot of the same stuff you do. cook myself fancy meals and go t cafes with a book watch lots and lots of x-files and chic flicks and documentaries smile

Tupelo_

Tupelo_

USA
September 2010

MAY 16, 2011 11:20 AM

I like to do my chores naked - it's fun to be naked without thinking of offending or titillating anyone else, and it makes dusting and cleaning feel like a novelty. Whenever I cook just for myself I tend to make weird combinations that look boring but taste divine, like pasta with fried eggs on top, or I just eat masses of fruits and veggies. I also really enjoy marathoning TV shows, especially geeky ones, while snuggled up in a big nest of blankets and pillows with snacks and drinks nearby.

Kristynamuch

kristynamuch

I'm lost
November 2006

MAY 16, 2011 11:22 AM

I dance while doing everything when the hubby isn't home. Riley thinks I am crazy but it feels so good. I also love to pluck my eyebrows when I am alone. Odd but it feels awesome to do it privately. tongue

WaterDamage

WaterDamage

Atlanta, GA
June 2006

MAY 16, 2011 11:23 AM

you know, a good blog is never complete without Danzig.

spazzing

spazzing

Ventura, CA
February 2009

MAY 16, 2011 11:24 AM

i prefer to go shopping alone.
but i too like to make fancy meals for myself. and i take liberty in walking around the house naked and watching "say yes to the dress" when no one is around.

R3X

R3X

USA
April 2008

MAY 16, 2011 11:24 AM

Mama Said Knock You Out, LLCoolJ.
You're welcome. tongue

Finella

Finella

HOPEFUL

United Kingdom

MAY 16, 2011 11:26 AM

i love all the things you do when alone. very similar to mines. i cook, i poledance and i pass out on the couch after watching the office boxset. x

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAY 16, 2011 11:31 AM

You need Mr. Suri to be away to eat tons of garlic? How sad.

You've seen what my routine is when khoos is away - spending any time I can get talking to them on skype, or masturbating like a monkey when I'm not. Occasionally, I'll turn on the XBox or PS3.

CoyoteMike

CoyoteMike

Iowa City, IA
May 2006

MAY 16, 2011 11:34 AM

I'm alone too much, so, I do pretty much everything.

nousername

nousername

Philadelphia, PA
April 2007

MAY 16, 2011 11:55 AM

that bath one is truly my top things to do when alone... then emptying out a little and reheating up again.

mkayal

mkayal

USA
October 2010

MAY 16, 2011 12:02 PM

I think I find myself plotting more when I'm alone.

Top_Cat

Top_Cat

United Kingdom
January 2011

MAY 16, 2011 12:04 PM

Mama Kin by Guns and Roses or Aerosmith...(Aerosmith is by far the better choice)

what do i like to do on my own?....Cooking...or Baking.
Low fat Chicken Tikka Masala is a particular favourite...with Pilau Rice and a side dish of some kind...
the trouble is? it's enough for two...so i eat it all and look like a heavily pregnant man sitting on the sofa watching dvds and drinking Cider. goos job i'm all alone as that is NOT a good look!!

good times tho, and it don't happen often enough!!

J24U

J24U

Danvers, MA
February 2006

MAY 16, 2011 12:12 PM

When I am home alone I usually catch up on all the horror movies that my wife doesn't like to watch. Last night I enjoyed hatchet 2 while she was at work and I was lounging on the sofa with home-made chili dogs. On other nights I will throw netflix on and mindlessly watch a stream of documentaries while I work on a comic script that is approaching deadline.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAY 16, 2011 12:12 PM

See, that is perfectly acceptable in our house. We're a "this recipe calls for 2 cloves of garlic, I'm going to add 5" kind of house. The only time it isn't acceptable is when one of us comes home reeking of garlic, since that means that person was eating something really yummy and didn't bring any home for the other. tongue

cudnovati

cudnovati

Mexico
January 2005

MAY 16, 2011 12:25 PM

only Letter to Mother by Gogol Bordello comes to mind...oh also Mother Lover by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg tongue

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