SuicideGirl: Suri
suicidegirl

Suri fertility goddess/asshole

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DECEMBER 9, 2010 @ 01:04 PM


hello my snickerdoodles and mad dutchmen,

I moved into my first apartment on Christmas day, and did it alone. When i was done i was tired, I was cold, I was broke and.......

I was locked out.

So I did what i usually do when i am in trouble, I sat in my hallway and cried. When I has been crying for 10 minutes i heard a tap tap tap down the hall and a jingling sound,


santa?







no! Drag Queens!! 6 of them!! in full hair and make-up, walking up my hallway. they invited me in, fed me bourbon spiked eggnog and ginger cookies and let me use their phone. They sent me home with the recipe for the cookies, and a book about alchemy symbols.

the weird part? I never saw them again, even though we lived next door.



Ginger Molasses Cookies

adapted from my neighbor from my first apartments recipe

2 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons baking soda

1 teaspoon cinnamon

3 teaspoon ginger

1/2 teaspoon salt

3/4 cup canola oil

1 cup sugar plus more for rolling

1 large egg

1/2 cup molasses

Preheat oven to 350 degrees

In a small bowl, combine flour, baking soda, cinnamon, ginger, and salt. Set aside.

In a large bowl, on the medium speed of an electric mixer, beat together the oil and sugar for 2 – 3 minutes. Add the egg and molasses, and beat well. Add the dry ingredients and mix thoroughly. Put a small amount of sugar in a small bowl. Using a teaspoon, scoop dough and drop into the sugar bowl. Roll into a ball and place on an ungreased cookie sheet. Leave several inches between cookies to allow for expansion. Bake for 10 minutes.


still no computer, love you all

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Tigerwong

Tigerwong

Baltimore, MD
February 2005

DEC 09, 2010 09:19 PM

That's an interesting story. I agree; should be a play or an indie film.

rabidbuttons

rabidbuttons

I'm lost
February 2006

DEC 10, 2010 06:45 AM

hughughughug smile

wsoxfan

wsoxfan

Little Neck, NY
February 2008

DEC 10, 2010 08:05 AM

Drag Queens with hearts of gold. Not surprising to me at all.

nousername

nousername

Philadelphia, PA
April 2007

DEC 10, 2010 08:05 PM

Best locked out story ever

CZ

CZ

San Diego, CA
July 2006

DEC 11, 2010 06:37 AM

is this true? Amazing.

HelloCupcake

HelloCupcake

Lake Placid, NY
July 2007

DEC 11, 2010 08:59 AM

you have the most incredible life biggrin

seymouria

seymouria

USA
February 2006

DEC 11, 2010 09:27 AM

that is one of the greatest stories ever. I want to be adopted by drag queens.

Aneria

Aneria

France
September 2010

DEC 11, 2010 11:00 AM

Miracles of Christmass are gettin' awesome !

Maslow

Maslow

SUICIDEGIRL

Sweden

DEC 11, 2010 04:25 PM

my boyfriend just moved 600 miles away right before the holidays... to the gayest neighborhood in chicago. i hope that he encounters something as wonderful as your experience smile

Clobberingtime84

Clobberingtime84

USA
June 2006

DEC 12, 2010 07:46 AM

When did that happen?

Milloux

Milloux

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 12, 2010 11:30 PM

Hahahah! What a weird story. I'm going to try these cookies <3

Adair

Adair

Canada
January 2006

DEC 13, 2010 07:02 PM

That's an awesome story! I feel bad though that you got locked out and were crying frown I am going to have to try this recipe sometime soon, they sound delicious!

Smythe

Smythe

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

DEC 13, 2010 07:40 PM

you are awesome.

PlatyPuz

PlatyPuz

Australia
March 2005

DEC 15, 2010 07:42 PM

Praise the gods for drag queens and cookies smile

Mercie

Mercie

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

DEC 15, 2010 11:04 PM

This is a fucking amazing story.

I saw your comment on the Classic Set of the Day and you were on top of me.... so I had to come say hi biggrin
I love you & miss you mama!! kiss

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