I was dating a girl... in HS.... it was the first time i met her family.... they left to run errands..... and the clothes came off..... the mom came home as we were naked on her (the girls) bed..... she jumped up and shut the door.... mom banged on it and we were caught.... keep in mind i had met her mom 1 hour before

never-the-less we dated for 2 1/2 yrs

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Embarassing? Man, every time I speak, it's a wonderland of embarassing scenarios.....

i was in wildwood, nj with my best friend and her family when we were in high school. we were on the pier with the waterpark having a great time. i had a new bikini on...well we were on the ride where you sit in a raft and theres like a river of water that you lazily float around in..it had twists and turns and people who worked there sitting on the side making sure people are staying on their rafts and nothing crazy is happening. i had a hell of a time getting on my raft..i finally did and i looked over to see a very hot young guy watching me and smiling. i was smiling back (and i am sure i was blushing too..he was hot)... so we held eachothers gaze for maybe half a minute or so.."wow, hes so cute i was thinking" then my friends raft floats up next to mine and she just starts laughing as soon as she looks at me...


apparently while getting into my raft, the right side of my bikini fell down and my boob was completely exposed!!!
i guess thats why the guy was smiling so much!!

I have no hips, and my pants fall down a lot.

No kidding. I mean of course I have some hips,
but not enough to save me when it counts.

I'd rather add one more comment on forests
anyway.

It is real. Magical realism. I half expect a
golden Burmese peacock to come strolling
out on the lawn, and sing to its lover, even
though it is no bigger than a knat. You can
not convince me it is not real. Very very small,
but very very real. Say good night to New
Hampshire for me, would you? I am just a New
England boy a long long way from home.

Robert O.

reguarding your other post your house is so neat, awesome decoration and above all that scroll painting really kicks ass.

if you want to, add me on slsk my user name is "a blue horizon". i'm usually in the screamo room to avoid the constant bickering between bored people. it's not on the room list. it's a secret room lol (just right click on the roomlist and select create room, type in "screamo" and you're magically there)

hhhmmm, embarassing story...

well i am honestly drawing a blank about one of myself at the moment but ...when i first moved out on my own with a few friends as roomates, we were kind of sloppy with house keep and due to the high ammounts of traffic and the large house things would often get misplaced and forgotten about. during one of the few brakes we took between partys we designated the day a house cleaning day. anyway, during my process of cleaning one of the upstairs bathrooms i came across an old bag of wendy's food, who knows how long it had been sitting there but i decided maybe i'd heat it up and see if the dog wanted it. so i am downstairs microwaving the food and down the stairs stumbles my gullable roomate. he askes "hey what are you cooking, im hungry, i haven't ate sinse yesterday". i replied "some leftover wendy's", he then asks "ahh let me get some, i'm hungry as hell, blah blah blah" we'll i decided to be a complete ass and tell him "actually i'm not hungry, you can eat it all". soon as the microwave bell went off he scarfed down everything, only then did i tell him that i found the food in the bathroom and had no clue where it came from or how old it was. the look of disgust on his face was so priceless.

yes i know, i'm a bad friend.

i walked in on my bf at the time and my bestfriend at the time fucking on my bed...needless to say i left both of them

the time all you girls made me put on the shorty shorts and did a photo shoot, haha actually that might have been embarassing for everybody involved!

Umm the first time I met an exgirlfriend's father... was when he was throwing me out of her bedroom mostly naked

I have to admit I would have reacted the same seeing a stange guy mostly naked with my daughter when I didn't even know she was seeing anyone.

Ahh the amount of apologies I got over that incident.

I was in Phoenix Az on tour and after an extremely heavy nite of drinking, I went to the hotel gym, to run on the treadmill . The gym in this paticular hotel is next to the pool, with giant floor to ceiling windows looking out over said pool. When I got into the gym I was totally alone and the pool was occupied by three geriatric snowbird couples. Not realizing how drunk I still was, I saddled up on the treadmill and started my program.

About 10 minutes into my run, I was sweating so bad I could barely see. When I reached for my towel, my left foot took a running step onto the part of the treadmill that doesn't move, launching me into the console chest first. But then, because I was in drunken stride, my right foot came down on the part of the treadmill that DOES move, which in turn launched my feet, followed by my hips, followed by the rest of me backwards. In a split second my face hit the console, my body hit the treadmill part of the treadmill and shot me off the back........ into the water cooler, which then fell over.

When I got up, soaked in water, IPod shorted out, I thanked God that I was the only one in the gym and decided it might be best to just leave. So I turned to the door, which was conveniently next to the windows to the pool, to see half the dancers in the company against the windows laughing like they had just seen a drunken fool get launched by a treadmill into a water cooler.

Tour is a great life with pride inspiring moments.

one time i was tubing and i flew off and landed ass first on the water.

resulting in a full-blown accidental enema.

thank you ever so much for the advice sexy lady!

hmmm once I was sortof dating this girl who's dad is a sargeant in the army. Her and I were standing in the kitchen at her mom's house, and I was like "our military is just a bunch of fucked up sadists who flunked the psych exam for the police force...." and then her eyes get big and she goes "hi dad" and I turn around and there he stands.
That was the first and LAST time we met.

I don't really feel that way about the whole military, I have friends there, it was out of context and I was half joking when I said it.... but he didn't know that and I about shat my pants with embarassment. He didn't even say a word, he just stared at me while i stammered something unintelligable. ahhh good times...

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One time my two awesome friends took me to the SG Cabaret show in worcester on my 20th birthday. It was great. Until they told everyone it was my birthday and I was pulled up onstage for a million drunk guys to sing to me. But that wasn't the best part..After walking around outside a bit. We sat down on a bench and Stina was taking pics of stuff with her phone cam. Then took a pic of me yawning up close. It was the ugliest picture I've ever seen. And then they posted on the NOT NORMAL wall in their house!
Love you stina.