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my computer is slooow tonight. And Im sllllleeeepy.
So. Guess what i did this morning? I got a catalogue in the mail for Dr. Strange records. So.. I opened it up with a firm grip. I guess they half assed stapling it shut. I, in the other hand, did not half ass my hold on this booklette and pierced my left middle finger to the freakin bone. It feels soooo sore. Im typing with all fingys but that one. Its so sad. Its probably worse from wearing latex gloves! I washed it lots though, i promise!
So.. tonight, nothing exciting happened.. but heres a good story from work yesterday k?
The carnival is in town. This Lady comes in and wants a tattoo. I begin tattoo, and lady starts yelling about pain. Now, Im not touching her half the time.. so im already pissy. After like 5 minutes of her yelling i notice a very strong poop scent. I think "icky I hope she didnt turd in my chair!" And i subtley sniff around a lil. I keep leaning in different directions.. but the poop scent isnt comming from down... Then i realize whats up. Shes screaming into the fan... which is blowing her poop breath into my face. Fucking carnie fan poop breath baby!
So.. the lesson to be learnt here is always brush your teeth (with toothpaste, not cat turds) before getting a tattoo. Thanks.
ymonster
New York, NY
February 2003
SEP 16, 2005 09:42 PM
Eww. Not all carnies are bad, I promise... My great-grandfather tattooed in the carnie. And his wife was a stripper there--but that's another story.
Sadly, it wasn't a fingerprint bruise, but a mere bug bite... Although I have been guilty of leaving a few. 
SEP 16, 2005 10:20 PM
Here is a kiss for your finger: 
SEP 17, 2005 01:37 AM
SEP 17, 2005 08:27 AM
Lol 
Carnies are dirty.
treachery
Santa Cruz, CA
OLD SKOOL
SEP 17, 2005 10:14 AM
SEP 17, 2005 04:10 PM
timmy55
United Kingdom
October 2002
SEP 17, 2005 05:17 PM
So it's okay to use the cat turd toothpaste as long as you're not getting a tattoo? Awesome! 
SEP 17, 2005 07:58 PM
OUCH! I get all sorts of burns and cuts from cooking all day. At least once a day i think about "puppy with no legs" and laugh to myself. Someday when i get my lisense back i'll make it up to N.H. to skate a park you guys have; make you can ink me up if i have any room (or money) left come April. I'll make sure to brush . I bought a vegan cookie from a company based out of Vermont. If you haven't tried these folks, i'd recommend you check them out.
[Edited on Sep 17, 2005 11:02PM]
SEP 18, 2005 01:22 AM
SEP 18, 2005 06:08 AM
and
My boss has really really heinous breath. But some days I actually have to step back from his desk or my eyes start watering. He once told me that he's lucky because he has great teeth and only has to brush his teeth every other day. Some people don't have a clue.
Also, hope your finger gets better. 
[Edited on Sep 18, 2005 9:09AM]
SEP 18, 2005 12:18 PM
ewwwwwwwww....
carnies- small hands smell like cabbage. haha
i guess poop scent in your case though.
SEP 18, 2005 04:15 PM
Fucking carnie fan poop breath baby!
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!
Um, thanks for the advice...
