how do you fit 5000 babies in a phone booth?

What is the difference between sin and shame?? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out.


I had a ten year old tell me that.

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at the horse and says:
"Hey...why the long face?"

(Get it? "Long face?" Ha!)

And...the boredom just keeps on comin'.

A guy walks into a bar...

and ends up with a nasty bruise on his forehead

I suck at jokes

whats the diffrence between a porcepine and a bmw... in the bmw the little pricks are on the inside..lol hahaa pardon the spelling!

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33791576 . This is a link to comics unleashed . given you the funny

There was a white lady baking a cake for her little white son Timmy. She turned her back & he took the chocolate icing & smeared it on his face & said, "Mommy, look! I'm black!" She slaps him & says, "Don't ever do that again. Now go tell your father what you did." So Timmy goes to his father & does the same thing & gets slapped again. The father sends him to his grandfather & he does it again & the grandfather slaps him, too. So Timmy goes back to his mother & she says, "Well, Timmy, what have you learned today?" Timmy says, "I learned I've only been black for 5 minutes & I already hate you white ppl."