Well it's been a weird couple of weeks. Lots of bombing about from one place to another.

Retail work is continuing to expose me to some of the richest and most idiotic people on earth! Best random quotes so far this week:
"Have you seen my wife?" Hmm, let me think. I have no idea who you or your wife are or what she looks like, give me a frickin clue! When I asked when she looked like he huffed and stormed out of the shop.
"Why did you design the shop like this, I don't like it?" Seriously, I work behind the til what makes you think I made the damn shop?!
"I don't know why you even bother opening small shops!"
Yes, retail is increasing two things in me. My intake of chocolate and hatred of rude people.
"Can I hand in my CV?" Followed by him handing me a ripped piece of paper with his name and address on.

One thing did freak me out at work the other day though. I do currently think kids are encouraged to grown up far too quickly. As a young teenager we were given boybands but now they seem to be boybands for 7 years old, selling sex to kids (if you've seen the South Park with the Jonas Bros, you'll know what I mean!). My thoughts on this subject was proved perfectly by another item I unpacked the other day. This is a real colouring in book



Yes, a cutesty, vampire themed coluring in book....




Sorry for the crappy couple of pics but it's all I could subtley get while 'working'.
Now I might be on my own here but both these pics piss me off!
The first one being...why the hell must the man protect the woman, we can damn well look after ourselves in these modern days thank you very much!
The second one being the word 'lovers.' This is a frickin' kids coluring in book, call me old fashioned but I'm pretty sure that's no place for the word lovers!
The whole book carries on along these lines and it's seriously freaky!

Anyway, as you can probably tell, I am in a slightly ranty mood, so I won't keep you too long. I will share PHOTO OF THE WEEK with you though!



As some of you many know Jay, Mark, Alex and I were in a car crash on Sunday and were all very lucky to walk away. But hours later, after sitting outside a closed Starbucks somewhere on the a23, miles away from either of our homes, I spotted the ultimate pairing of RedBull and cough medicine, for some reason this made me smile after a rather dramatic afternoon, so here it is!

Also, don't forget to show to you love to these UK hotties!


Tragique - Searching for Nessie


Dixy - Latexxx

So this last week was sun in brighton, ideas factory, car crashing, sleeping through an entire night (yay drugs!), tattoo lust, Milka caramel and having to cancel shoots.
This coming week is Nando's with the ladies, anniversary pressie night out, shooting and hopefully a switch to purple hair

Good bye. I'll leave you wth my favourite song of the moment. There aren't many tunes I can listen to over and over but this is one of them (lean back, close your eye, gnore the video and listen to the lyrics)