One of the questions that has hand me pondering this week:

Do slugs and snails freeze and die in these extreme minus temperatures? Cause they are pretty water based?

The facts that made me go ‘oooooh’ this week:

In some states, it's legal to be a stripper at sixteen, but they have to be home by 11:00 P.M
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year
The smallest human penis ever recorded was just 5/8 of an inch long.
The weight of a blue whale's tongue is greater than most elephants
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation
A full grown grizzly bear from Western North America can bite through a piece of steel that is half an inch thick
Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins
You're 3 times more likely to be killed in a car accident while driving to buy the ticket than you are to win the jackpot
Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
Coprophagia is the term for eating feces.

The song that hit the nail on the head this week:


A couple of the things that made me go ‘fuck off!’ this week:

Do I want to be a fan of Evian Babies on Facebook. Hold on, I’ll do it just after I’ve gotten around to gouging my eyes out with a chainsaw.

Would I like to be on the reality tv show Temptation Island with Callum Best? Apparently I’ve been picked, so I can miss the auditions. But I have to prove I’d do ANYTHING’ for love and fame.’ Which basically means be a complete hoe bag on tv. For people who don’t know me, this is the kind of show that makes me want to vomit. I would rather roll around naked in hypodermic needles for the rest of my days. I am not a person who gives a shit about fame, I already have love, money is the only thing I could do with right now!

Art I loved this week:

IO9.com release their favourite comic covers of the last decade. Here are my faves:







What I would love to see!

Star Wars burlesque. I hate 99% of things with star in the title (yes star wars and star trek, I welcome you’re hate!) apart from this. It looks awesome!







And the news that made me go ‘huh?!’:

Sky News reported Japanese woman has been arrested after driving for four miles with the body of an 80-year-old pensioner lodged in her car windscreen. Nice!

And stuff I love this week!

Last night was Vortext's first comedy night, called the Ideas Factory. It was awesome! He compared brilliantly and all the acts were great. Can't wait for the next one!

And other stuff

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Ball Games!