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This gross, disgusting person did things to me in my sleep last week on Wednesday night.
He denies it, but I have bruises and was covered in scratches all over my right breast.
Soooo much for that whole "life fucking rules" thing.
[yeah, i went to the cops blahblahblah. No, I don't really want to talk about it. I just want peopel to know that guy is a piece of shit.]
EDIT:
and people are being mean to me for calling him out. I don't care. Fuck him.
He denies it, but I have bruises and was covered in scratches all over my right breast.
Soooo much for that whole "life fucking rules" thing.
[yeah, i went to the cops blahblahblah. No, I don't really want to talk about it. I just want peopel to know that guy is a piece of shit.]
EDIT:
and people are being mean to me for calling him out. I don't care. Fuck him.
This is how I roll.
Puppy boxers, a beater [with my titties out], a bag of very good marijuana, a bowl of very good marijuana, a pink lighter [of course], pink computer [of course!], my phone, giant vibrator dildo thing, strawberry lube [not pictured], and my mp3 player.
At my feet? a 24 pk of PBR.
WHAT UP, PLAYAS?
Getting a boob job next month
Discuss.
Puppy boxers, a beater [with my titties out], a bag of very good marijuana, a bowl of very good marijuana, a pink lighter [of course], pink computer [of course!], my phone, giant vibrator dildo thing, strawberry lube [not pictured], and my mp3 player.
At my feet? a 24 pk of PBR.
WHAT UP, PLAYAS?
Getting a boob job next month
Discuss.
Definitely sad about not being at Comic-Con right now. Sucks when some people ruin it for everyone.
Going to Minneapolis for the night. I'll be sure to document in some way and give a proper update on things. Including the tragic tale of what a mean rotten girl did to my hair. I had to dye it black again and blablahblahblah it was a situation. I'll tell you all about it when I get back.
Nowwwwwwwww I'm off to go celebrate being 21. This year my birthday will not suck.. and if it does I'll be too drunk to remember anyway.
Feel free to give this a gander :]
It'll make me
Also, embarrassing birthday stories would be lovely as well. Something juicy!
Happy Birthday, Me!
Happy Comic-Con, San Diego, YOU DICK.
weeeeeeeeee KITTIES
ps! I have a few shoots lined up for next month. Chances are.. youll see me naked *gasp*
*Shock*
Going to Minneapolis for the night. I'll be sure to document in some way and give a proper update on things. Including the tragic tale of what a mean rotten girl did to my hair. I had to dye it black again and blablahblahblah it was a situation. I'll tell you all about it when I get back.
Nowwwwwwwww I'm off to go celebrate being 21. This year my birthday will not suck.. and if it does I'll be too drunk to remember anyway.
Feel free to give this a gander :]
It'll make me
Also, embarrassing birthday stories would be lovely as well. Something juicy!
Happy Birthday, Me!
Happy Comic-Con, San Diego, YOU DICK.
weeeeeeeeee KITTIES
ps! I have a few shoots lined up for next month. Chances are.. youll see me naked *gasp*
*Shock*
http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/events/suicide-girls-comic-con-banned/
This upset me this morning.
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This upset me this morning.
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This is my new baby. His name is Mumford.
This is me pretending I'm cool with Mumford.
He likes to climb up my body using my clothes. When I'm naked he just uses my skin. Bastard.
This is me at the coffee shop. Coffee shopping. Only you can't tell. Such a useful picture to update you on my life. I rule.
Good morning. These are my shoulder freckles. I call them Freck-ums.
Me? I have boobs.
uh. Hi?
Guess what? Still have the ugliest hands on the planet. Seriously? Why ME? Why do I have to have the man hands? I also have big feet. I mean wtf.
Sweet anchor forearm tattoo. Not done yet, but I fucking love it. It confuses everyone. I like that.
And in case you forgot. I have a funny butt.
Just call me Funnybutt Suicide.
Oh.. and I saw a girl wearing SG panties on TV the other night. I was like, "woop woop!"
