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Since you guys only seem to be interested in trivial sex matters and since trivial and sex are the two things I’m best at, I have decided that all my entries shall focus on the sex-ish trivial-ish sides of life. I’ll happily dwell in the abysses of the tabooly shocking and shockingly taboo, for your eyes only. And you know why? Because I can. It’s the eternal story of the dog licking his own balls, why? Yes you’ve guessed: because he can.
A few days ago, I was the witness of a most disturbing scene: I was walking in the street, thinking as I always do, of the only things worthy of my attention: champagne, strawberries and roman orgies, when I heard a local perv who just happened to be walking in front of me, say to a nice lady coming the opposite way with her two poodles: “I bet you have a nice little pussy!”
She wasn’t so nice after that when her hand went flying at supersonic speed and landed on his face. I thought to myself right there and then: 'he’s stupid, not for saying it and even less for thinking it ( I totally agreed with him: she indeed looked like someone who’d have a nice little pussy), but for not being graceful...
...tiny...
...and insolently blue-blooded".
See, I am/may be/could be all those things and I am convinced that’s the reason, had I come up to that nice lady to utter the exact same words, she would not have slapped me and much less would have felt the desire to do so; in fact I’m pretty sure she would have blushed and smiled, because pussy in my mouth immediately translates to “rose bud”
So the immoral moral of this story is that just like the length of a dog’s tongue runs undeniably to his advantage in the race for self-sucking against small-tongued man, my blue blooded cuteness works to my advantage in regards to my getting away with my perverted manners.
So until I stop being all those things or until a nice lady slaps me in my insolent face, I’m gonna keep talking about pussy, cunt and ass.
P.S: Thank you so much for your fun, witty and sweet comments on my last entry and on MR set C'est si bon! : keep'em coming, it makes me wanna write and shoot more sexy and kinky things!
Since you guys only seem to be interested in trivial sex matters and since trivial and sex are the two things I’m best at, I have decided that all my entries shall focus on the sex-ish trivial-ish sides of life. I’ll happily dwell in the abysses of the tabooly shocking and shockingly taboo, for your eyes only. And you know why? Because I can. It’s the eternal story of the dog licking his own balls, why? Yes you’ve guessed: because he can.
A few days ago, I was the witness of a most disturbing scene: I was walking in the street, thinking as I always do, of the only things worthy of my attention: champagne, strawberries and roman orgies, when I heard a local perv who just happened to be walking in front of me, say to a nice lady coming the opposite way with her two poodles: “I bet you have a nice little pussy!”
She wasn’t so nice after that when her hand went flying at supersonic speed and landed on his face. I thought to myself right there and then: 'he’s stupid, not for saying it and even less for thinking it ( I totally agreed with him: she indeed looked like someone who’d have a nice little pussy), but for not being graceful...
...tiny...
...and insolently blue-blooded".
See, I am/may be/could be all those things and I am convinced that’s the reason, had I come up to that nice lady to utter the exact same words, she would not have slapped me and much less would have felt the desire to do so; in fact I’m pretty sure she would have blushed and smiled, because pussy in my mouth immediately translates to “rose bud”
So the immoral moral of this story is that just like the length of a dog’s tongue runs undeniably to his advantage in the race for self-sucking against small-tongued man, my blue blooded cuteness works to my advantage in regards to my getting away with my perverted manners.
So until I stop being all those things or until a nice lady slaps me in my insolent face, I’m gonna keep talking about pussy, cunt and ass.
P.S: Thank you so much for your fun, witty and sweet comments on my last entry and on MR set C'est si bon! : keep'em coming, it makes me wanna write and shoot more sexy and kinky things!
P.P.S: Go check out Spleen's last set: Blue Velvet it rocked my world and she's one of the people that inspires me to write, so send her some love!
SO GUYS, HOW DO YOU CUM ?
I’m supposed to write an article about the new trends in sex: did you even know there was such a thing as sex trends? Apparently, you either fuck chic, or you don’t, and If you don’t, shame on you!
In the midst of my Lebanese food indigestion last night , I tried to forget the excruciating pain by doing research on my topic. And I came up with a few interesting facts: S.I.P (sex important people) have decided sometime in the past few weeks, that Sodomy was out in 2009: guys I hope you gave it up the ass as much as you could in 2008, because now, it’s over. Apparently it has been dethroned on the catwalk by “The clit”. May I strongly suggest you lock your door before going to bed because it seems it’s coming to get you.
Also, speed and efficiency seem to have become a number one priority in these dark days of social and economic crisis: the fastest, the better. After pondering on this idea for quite a few hours with, I have to admit it, a very stupid look on my face, the logic finally hit me. The fastest you cum, the fastest you can get back to the more important things in life, essentially meaning work, if you still have one. Another perk of 2009, is that it has become cool again to fuck your secretary: same logic applies, if you cum at work, or even better if you cum while still doing work, the time gain in your work schedule is more than appreciable. Our dear president once said : “work more, earn more”. Sex addicts everywhere seem to have heard him loud and clear.
And finally, for the more Couture facts of sex, know that 2009 brings us tons of panties with openings everywhere so that you won’t even need to take them off anymore. Pubes have made their big come back this year, even though we thought they were gone for good when laser beams from the future started hunting them in beauty salons all around the world. They’re back, because honestly who needs to shave when they can work all day and all night long?
In short, in 2009, cum chic, cum fast or just don’t.
This being said, I have to tell you guys, that when I do it, I could care less about speed and efficiency, the most important to me is just to end up screaming c'est si bon!
I’m supposed to write an article about the new trends in sex: did you even know there was such a thing as sex trends? Apparently, you either fuck chic, or you don’t, and If you don’t, shame on you!
In the midst of my Lebanese food indigestion last night , I tried to forget the excruciating pain by doing research on my topic. And I came up with a few interesting facts: S.I.P (sex important people) have decided sometime in the past few weeks, that Sodomy was out in 2009: guys I hope you gave it up the ass as much as you could in 2008, because now, it’s over. Apparently it has been dethroned on the catwalk by “The clit”. May I strongly suggest you lock your door before going to bed because it seems it’s coming to get you.
Also, speed and efficiency seem to have become a number one priority in these dark days of social and economic crisis: the fastest, the better. After pondering on this idea for quite a few hours with, I have to admit it, a very stupid look on my face, the logic finally hit me. The fastest you cum, the fastest you can get back to the more important things in life, essentially meaning work, if you still have one. Another perk of 2009, is that it has become cool again to fuck your secretary: same logic applies, if you cum at work, or even better if you cum while still doing work, the time gain in your work schedule is more than appreciable. Our dear president once said : “work more, earn more”. Sex addicts everywhere seem to have heard him loud and clear.
And finally, for the more Couture facts of sex, know that 2009 brings us tons of panties with openings everywhere so that you won’t even need to take them off anymore. Pubes have made their big come back this year, even though we thought they were gone for good when laser beams from the future started hunting them in beauty salons all around the world. They’re back, because honestly who needs to shave when they can work all day and all night long?
In short, in 2009, cum chic, cum fast or just don’t.
This being said, I have to tell you guys, that when I do it, I could care less about speed and efficiency, the most important to me is just to end up screaming c'est si bon!
So I know I should post more often and really, as a writer, I have no excuse! I guess it's just not that easy for me to share my greatest pleasures or my deepest fears, and as for sharing the trivial details of my life, I just can't bring myself to that: you guys deserve better!
So instead, I am thinking of starting a chronicle on this blog: it would be told through the off beat perception of this often snobbish, sometimes candid, always genuine young woman whose excentricity always puts in the weirdest and funniest of situations. Kinky and not to be taken too seriously! Would anyone care to read that every week? If the people decide so, I shall start asap...for your eyes only...
Oh, and if you want to see me be snobbish, candid and genuine, go check out my set in MR!
With love and a certain sense of style,
B
So instead, I am thinking of starting a chronicle on this blog: it would be told through the off beat perception of this often snobbish, sometimes candid, always genuine young woman whose excentricity always puts in the weirdest and funniest of situations. Kinky and not to be taken too seriously! Would anyone care to read that every week? If the people decide so, I shall start asap...for your eyes only...
Oh, and if you want to see me be snobbish, candid and genuine, go check out my set in MR!
With love and a certain sense of style,
B
So I finally had a minute to myself today, and I started daydreaming about my life in NYC...I miss New York so much, even though I still go back often and will probably move back in the next couple of years. This city moves so fast and I can't help but feel that it's moving without me.
This was my last trip in November. Between a friend's wedding at the Harvard club (Yes indeed!) and a walk through my good old meatpacking, I found time to wander amongst the golden leaves of autumnal central park.
I love U New York.
B
Hi guys!
I just wanted to thank you for your support on both sets. Feels a bit silly to have two sets out at the same time but oh well! Anyways I'm really thrilled to be a Suicide Girl! I am already working on my next set and I intend on keeping them coming!
'Round Midnight
Thank you Mr_B for this wonderful set! Love you!
Kisses guys!
I just wanted to thank you for your support on both sets. Feels a bit silly to have two sets out at the same time but oh well! Anyways I'm really thrilled to be a Suicide Girl! I am already working on my next set and I intend on keeping them coming!
'Round Midnight
Thank you Mr_B for this wonderful set! Love you!
Kisses guys!
Hi Guys!
So I just found out that my next set is coming out today instead of december 29th! Check it out in a few hours!
xoxo
B
So I just found out that my next set is coming out today instead of december 29th! Check it out in a few hours!
xoxo
B
Hi guys!
Thanks for your support! Had an amazing time doing this set with sweet opale, a cute yet amazingly talented photographer and SG! I've wanted to do something in the Frigos for the longest time: it's such a geat parisian spot! Check it out! Need your comments! xoxo
Thanks for your support! Had an amazing time doing this set with sweet opale, a cute yet amazingly talented photographer and SG! I've wanted to do something in the Frigos for the longest time: it's such a geat parisian spot! Check it out! Need your comments! xoxo
