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JUNE 29, 2009 @ 12:47 AM


CASTING MY NEXT FUCK.

Knock, knock. Guess who’s back?
So life has gone from strange and chaotic to simply depressing in the past few months. Tongue cut. Sight blinded. Ears shut. Fingers swollen. Bitter taste in the mouth.
Tried to hide behind my Ideals. They betrayed me. I felt naked in front of a mocking crowd. May was a bitch to me and June tried to kill me.
But everything cycles and recycles and if you’re just young enough in your mind and healthy enough in your body, your rebound. If I weren’t so disgusted by how cheesy this metaphore is, I’d say life is just one giant trampoline.
So I’m proud to announce that I will soon be a happy 26 year-old divorcee ready to sell her meat on the market again ! Trumpets and red carpet please !
Ready to fuck the pain away.
But there are so many freaks out there, I really don’t want to have to deal with the freak dating show. So I have an experiment to suggest : I WILL HERE AND NOW CAST MY NEXT FUCK..
Please include, your age, mensurations, long-time career objective in life, reason for breaking up with previous mate, food and sex preferences, in your application. Also include details about previous neurosis and psychosis records. If you’ve gone to jail and / or Bratislava, mention it as well.
Casting open to men, women, transgenders and transvestites. Zoophilous need not apply.

Thanks to all the people who haven’t forgotten about me and kept writing to me. Love.

B

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GeorgeLiquor

GeorgeLiquor

Seattle, WA
June 2007

JUN 29, 2009 12:53 AM

Kind of amazing.

Never quiet got married, but being engaged for two years, nearly. isn't it fun finally getting out of it?

I do enjoy your way of solving things though.

LuxInland

LuxInland

France
December 2007

JUN 29, 2009 01:20 AM

Meme si le sujet ne prete absolument pas a rire, je trouve ton annonce tres drole ^^
Je n'ai pas ose prendre de tes nouvelles car je presumais que tu etais encore plus occupee que moi... Prends soin de toi surtout, et si tu es dans les parages quand je reviendrai sur Paris (le week end de la convention tattoo) je serai ravie de te revoir =)
Du courage Madame kiss

Ghana

Ghana

France
October 2004

JUN 29, 2009 02:30 AM

Argh, c'était pour ça ce long silence ? frown
Bon courage en tout cas pour le casting, je me demande quel genre de réponse tout ceci peut apporter ! confused
En tout cas, tu es toujours aussi magnifique et malicieuse dans ton dernier set.

Sinnah

Sinnah

SUICIDEGIRL

France

JUN 29, 2009 03:38 AM

Fais gaffe avec ce genre d'annonce, tu vas te faire infester ta boite biggrin
En tout cas je te bisous kiss

ThomasB

ThomasB

France
March 2007

JUN 29, 2009 05:04 AM

he he! je te connais pas mais je trouve ce blog tres juste et bien fun
je connais bien ce fameux trampoline smile

bon courage !

Charleston

Charleston

I'm lost
July 2004

JUN 29, 2009 06:28 AM

"Fixing the hole
where the rain gets in
and stops the mind from wandering
where it will go ? " (Beatles)

Take my hand a while ?
We may talk ?

- C

EffinGee

EffinGee

I'm lost
April 2005

JUN 29, 2009 09:56 AM

"...a happy 26 year-old..."

Bolded for emphasis.

MobProd

mobprod

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

JUN 29, 2009 10:20 AM

I'd apply if I were in France.

trogman

trogman

Portland, OR
September 2008

JUN 29, 2009 10:31 AM

Nice of SG to highlight your "casting call" blog. You're in for a slew of mail, that's for damned sure. (And, yeah, if I were still in France...)

Oh, and on your profile page, you might want to think about changing "current crush" and "I want."

Good luck, beautiful.

Sunshine

Sunshine

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

JUN 29, 2009 11:50 AM

omg! you're awesome! smile congrats on the freedom!

Vidocq

Vidocq

Quebec, QC
April 2005

JUN 29, 2009 12:50 PM


Bonne chance dans ta nouvelle vie de celibataire...

Je suis certain que le "casting" ne durera pas longtemps...
Les prétendants seront légion...

llcooln872

llcooln872

Los Angeles, CA
April 2009

JUN 29, 2009 07:41 PM

How I wish I was in France.

SinWithAGrin

SinWithAGrin

Switzerland
August 2008

JUN 29, 2009 11:02 PM

Sorry to hear abot your divorce. Sometimes it takes more courage to get out of a difficult situation than just accepting it and possibly being miserable for the rest of your life. The good news, you're still very young and chances are you'll find your match eventually. Good luck!

Lil_Louie

Lil_Louie

East Stroudsburg, PA
February 2007

JUN 29, 2009 11:55 PM

I'm sorry to hear about the divorce. It's his loss though, you are beautiful, smart, funny and from what I've seen in your blogs, you're a damn good writer too.

I would apply if a) I thought I had a chance, b) thought you were serious and c) weren't in another country.
I haven't gotten laid since the beginning of September 2008, and sometimes I don't think I'll ever get laid again.

I hope things work out for you.

Dwam

Dwam

SUICIDEGIRL

France

JUN 30, 2009 12:31 AM

Zut moi c'est déjà trop tard pour la candidature.


Donc tu es revenue, en vie, toujours aussi mordante.

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