“holy shit how did i miss YOU?”

“You're amazing.”

“I've decided that I'm insanely lucky to live on planet earth at the same time as Solaris.”

“Dear Solaris,

You rock my fucking shit. You are the hottest, most awesomest girl to have ever lived. I want to marry you so we can have non-bisexual experimental lesbian sex and then lure men into buying us expensive gifts and taking care of us for the rest of our lives. That would be awesome.

Love,
Girlrobot
xoxo”

“You are too beautiful for words, I love it.”

“I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

“hipsters unite! together we shall master the fine art of white belts and going 'pssh' a lot because everyone else is lame.”

“Dude. No way. Dude! No way!

So there's this girl, who, like, lives in fucking Canada, right? And she's totally hot man I'm NOT even kidding. Like wow hot. But she's fucking cool dude. No, dude, shut up, I'm for serious! She's so fucking cool. Her favorite movies, books and shit. Damn, son, this girl is awwwesome. No, shut up, SHUT UP! I'm telling this story. Girl is awesome. No, man, she won't date your ass. She got no interest in puny humans. She makes loves to dragons and fucks asteroids. Or something. I don't know. I don't know much, man, she blows my mind.”

“I met her once, sitting outside the Victoria Burlesque show.

Now she's an SG.

She's a Lem fan, (I think), so that's cool.

She'll also likely attack me when she finds out that I have the secret recipe to the steak sauce at Japanese Village.

I wonder what video store she works in, none I frequent...

Cazart!”