"If i could phonetically render the sound of a long slow whistle. That's the sound i'd be writing. continually i am speechless and it makes me very sad that my guts melt when i would most like to say something worthy of this girl. Not only is she ineffably gorgeous, she can write... and in my books that's the icing. if i actually saw you in real life my head would spontaneously combust like a femme bot and .. my body would follow suit. (my melted guts would be as useless as they are now)."

"I just can't believe how snow could possibly be even hotter, but in person she's ten times more adorable and to-die-for."

"oh snoooooow, you came and you brought me a turkeeeeey, but you took it awayyyyy oh snOooooooow.

hehe. shes too hot to trot. fuh reazzy mah sheezy."

"Snow is one of the most unbelievably beautiful women I have ever seen. And she's a sweetheart as well. I think she might be a robot..."

"My wife rocks all socks. Even socks in packages, socks in cardboard package dealies, socks in hampers, socks on feet, socks in boots, socks with holes, new socks, smelly socks, blue socks, jelly socks. ALL HAIL THE SOCK ROCKER!!!!"

"Snows eyes absolutly kill me. I think if they looked at me in person I would probably just fall right over. Gorgeous..."

"Snow is this graceful little dynamo who wobbled around Orlando in ridiculously high red hot sex shoes with a smoke in one hand and a bottle of Jager in the other. She danced all night and rode piggy back when she had to, and rocked the rooster hawk until the fountain incident made it bleed. (she wasn't the only one in the bloody fountain) She is a ridiculously cute part of what I like to call the dynamic duo which contains her and Siren, as captivating as faeries in a jar.
"

"Hey there snow is me Rose I was very pleased to finally make your aquaintance. Now I finally know what the big snow rave is all about You are far prettier in person and a swell dancer, as a matter of fact you are just the bees knees!
Shiney disco balls w00t w00t
(can I come to the wedding?)
xooxoxox Rose"

"Im leaving another one because I love this girl so much- Im so glad to know we're married and I finally have a wifey of my own!!!!! One day we will even have a big house (wink wink) and Unlucky P Gator will go with us on all our tours!!!!"

"Snow is ultra hot. And from what I've heard pretty swell."

"I love Snow- shes my performance partner in crime - INCREDIBLY reliable and I trust her completely- and she doesnt seem to mind when Im retarded or well retarded!"