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NOVEMBER 6, 2011 @ 05:28 PM | 8 COMMENTS


So our vacation to the south might not happen now frown (still going to the con but possibly not for the whole week before) because that sullen angel contest is still going on! go vote again! help get a little smurfasaur to Cali!!!! it sucks that if i do get picked that is going to be the longest week of my life... i would leave on the monday i would have left for nashville (bummer) and go directly to kentucky for the con on friday. then the following tuesday i have to start school.... yeah busy busy either way though im still going to have a blast for the whole week before school starts! last hurrah type deal. but here is the link and photo and all that jazz

just like my picture for your vote to be counted!
Voting party going on right here!

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My troupe preformed at the asbury zombie walk we obiviously had a blast some dude who was not male stripper material was deff way to fucked up for his own good trying to be sexy with his overalls HILARIOUS. I was a zombie shirly temple! isnt that disguisting and fucked up? taking your cloths off in a burlesque act to on the good ship lolipop! there is something wrong with that, but i like it. next number is going to be completely unholy. im trying to hack a big ol lougie into religions face... thats the goal but dont I make a disguisting zombie shirley temple- those lolipops on the chair right there those are intestines yep.
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and we just preformed at Exxxotica. The con itself lame as fuck. it was smaller then i was expecting and nothing really going on although all the preformers killed it. i only could see some of each but they were really cool especially the fetish stuff. but they had pole dancers there and only like 2 actually knew how to pole dance they were just models or something that they hired. kinda lame the con had good pizza though. when we start the partying at the hotel thats when shit kinda got out of hand- haha you know those metal food cover things for room service? i stole one out of the hall from another room and there was still food left under it well jesse got hungry enough and ate it and the drive to find food was hilarious we were all retarded fucked up so of course once we get into the gas station we take an hour to grab shit and try to make food there with boiling water that guy probably hated us.

and then the next night we were hanging out in the room and there were so many people in and out and one of the girls was getting pissy *insert mocking voice* i wanna hang out with my bf, why are there so many people here, there are drugs here he dosent like it, he wants to fight these people, he lost respect for all of you and he didnt know you all partied like that blahh blahhh and she told off like 3 people that walked into our room with one of the other girls that was staying in the room with us. Oh and the someone got fake blood on her hair straightner dude it was the tinyest bit of blood on the handle not even a big deal. but she makes everything a big deal, but i shut that up real quick i told here no dude if you dont want it to get dirty dont leave it in the bathroom sitting out when we are getting ready to preform, she tried to argue with me about it but i said no. after she told off the people who came in with the other girl i was like no shut up youre being a bitch there is no reason to talk to someone who didnt do anything to you like that. then there was the fight

she was trying to say her and her bf paid for the room too and people should ask them before people come in because *wahhh wahhh* they didnt know them and they were uncomfortable boo hoo grow up youre an adult if you dont like what is going on go outside for a smoke or down to the afterparty or something dont throw a tantrum like a 5 yr old. and he was uncomfortable with the drugs and shit that were there she did it too and tried to throw it in our faces, nope dude you did coke and now your bf is mad at you because of a desicion you made, no one forced you to do it. actually noone even asked you, you asked if you could get some so quit your bitching. then she tried to say she only did it because she wanted to be accepted by us and be part of what we were doing. that is bullshit, youre an adult you make your own desicions and that is that. i very VERY rarely smoke weed i just dont like the way it makes me feel, so when people are smoking in a group setting i pass the shit to the next person and dont hit it. if people ask why i dont smoke i tell them i dont like it and it makes me paranoid and no one ever gives me a hard time it just means more for them.

and i really dont like having to say shit to people, but if you let it continue it will only get worse and she is one of those people that sometimes needs to be knocked down a peg. but what ever because she listens to me when i do have to say something because i dont yell, i dont insult, and im just very direct. it sucks because i am real laid back and i dont give enough fucks about anything to really get worked up over things but i can also fly off the handle if you push enough of my buttons. she has seen it once, and she said she never wants to see me like that again. that was at the biker rally in july at someone else.

and im sick as fuck i woke up hungover dazed confused i think i have bronchitis and my hand might be broken or rolled tendon or some shit (not from this weekend) I was sleep walking about a week ago and apparently i tried to fight the wall and lost

wow long blog i guess alot of shit happened haha

OCTOBER 25, 2011 @ 03:35 PM | 9 COMMENTS


I'm going to kentucky for the tattoo con! and possibly exxotica

now how do i find out if any photographers are going there and would like to shoot a set?
OCTOBER 12, 2011 @ 08:17 PM | 19 COMMENTS


wow i really havent blogged in a while! i really have nothing interesting to say i have watched alot of shitty movies on netflix? haha they were a bunch of movies that would have been good if there was an actual ending...

and I work at penhurst now! if you live in the pa area come out its a haunted house in an abandoned mental hospital and everything is really neat!

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i r a zombie RRRAAAWWRRR

and i am not working with the dude making costumes anymore, lets just say he is a fucking dick of a person and im not dealing with that kind of negitivity from anyone anymore. im just done with it, im sick of people being cocky asshats for no reason.

and i might be going back to school! i got a second interview with the admisions director but she is really hard to get ahold of :/ so i hope i can get this interview to start in time!!

and who is going to be at NYCC? Ill be there at the sg booth! stop by and say hello! <3 ill be looking way different! ill be cosplaying fuko from clannad

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ps am i the only one who cant upload pictures correctly? haha you would think i would have the hang of this by now!
AUGUST 25, 2011 @ 11:57 AM | 24 COMMENTS


Hello SG land! Sorry i havent been blogging lately i have been super busy working on costumes shooting and doing runway shows! I have been busy like every second of my life haha

as a bunch of you guys know I work with an amazing sculptor doing all of his sewing, we make a great team he does all the sculpting and molding and i do all of the sewing/ figuring out how to construct costumes and make them look the way they do in the cartoon/anime/videogame/comic smile and now I am working on my own accessories! hair bows and hooded scarfs with dinosaur spikes... oh and they have mittens! im also going to be making them with different ears and such.

custom noob saibot!
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hoodie scarf! for sale you pick the colors!
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And i did a pin up photoshoot with madam zombie!
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I did runway for libertine ball again this year! i love wearing laytex i got to wear a goregous laytext bikini by Dawnamatrix! but i was allergic to the lube they used and i had a rash later that night. curses being a nerd and allergic to everything XD and the other girl is morrighian another rigor girl! my shoes make her look like a dwarf!
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then i got to do runway for romantic rock designs! you all missed an awesome show all the bands were so good sick of sara and vanity theft might be my new favorite bands. i need to find thier cds somewhere!

annnnnnnddd because of going there and working with her i heard of the sullen angel model search! im going to be doing runway tomorrow at the uproar festival smile PLEASE vote for me? on the facebook?

http://apps.facebook.com/uproarcontest/

PLEASE??!! it will help me out alot biggrin

also i got a new tattoo yesterday!
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I think that is it, but is anyone else having problems uploading photos? because my blog is being finicky with it so ill edit with photos later biggrin

AUGUST 23, 2011 @ 11:10 AM | 20 COMMENTS


omg we just felt an eathquake in philly!! who else felt it? this is scarry
JULY 26, 2011 @ 07:43 PM | 9 COMMENTS


Hello SG! i have been so fucking busy lately sewing costumes, preforming at a biker rally, thinking up new numbers and everything else!

in recent news i have no more kittens, they had to be given away. They thought that the couch was thier litter box and they chewed through my computer power cord frown that was also why i havent been online much. but i found my old power cord so now its good as new biggrin

biker rallys are seriously great... so... much... fun... omfg its fun contests and loud bikes and cars and getting wasted all day! who dosent love that? apparently my preformance was the crowd favorite, retardedly bloody confederate soldier to a hank 3 song? fuck yes it went over well! everyone did a great job, all the numbers were so awesome! saturdays preformance i totally forgot to put pasties on... uhh whoops lol it made me so mad makeing them were such a hassle because i had to hot glue each.individual.rinestone ughhhh i had no more super glue and i didnt even get all the use i could out of them! oh well at least we couldnt get a fine for it like in a bar, But i won a trophy! best legs, fuck yea! baby max won topless hula hooping! she is really good at hula hooping... she even won while wearing pasties and a drawn on moustache!

i wish i could find some pictures... but they arent up yet but i did get 2 girls to do titty bumps off my boobies! it was awesome highlight of my weekend

i made a noob saibot costume... turned out good! just needs some tailoring

last night my boyfriend test drove my butt hole... interesting... was no where near drunk enough for that. Im not saying im against it, all im saying is i would like to be drunk enough for it to not hurt. i didnt even get my poop on him, he was happy about that. last time he had but sex the girl pooped everywhere... not even just poopy marks on his dick OH NO everywhere! and i find this hilarious because of this girls attiude, i have never even met her but she knows people i know and everyone said if i ever met her i would beat the shit out of her... oh wait mike did that already <-- see what i did there?

oh and for all of you who read girls and corpses.... they did a spread on RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! go grab a copy! i still need to get one myself smile

smurf out!
JULY 10, 2011 @ 08:56 PM | 16 COMMENTS


I went to prom! haha not really it was a prom themed party!

they called it enchantment under the moonlight backyard prom! it was fun and ridiculous, i got beer spilled on me as soon as i got there by my friend... just like real prom! everyone was so fancy! and there were even prom pictures taken! everything was so funny! i wore a dress... and heels but i was sinking into the grass and falling down.

i clean up nice!
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then later the just completly and utterly riciculous shit starts... like wow. so apparently i still sleepwalk

I woke mike up in the middle of the night fumbling around acrossed him, he though i was looking for ciggeretts but i got up, grabbed a redbul can and tried to put it on like a shoe. then he tried to take it from me and i yelled at him so he gave it back. and i tried to wear it as a shoe again, but i couldnt so i gave up and got angry and grabbed a towel to wrap up in and tried to kick the box fan acrossed the room very angry and unplugged the alarm clock and went to the bathroom with the empty redbul can. came back up with no redbul can and no towl with no shirt on and layed back down.

i obiviously dont remember any of this because i was asleep, and today mike asked me what i was dreaming about last night and told me what i did. I think i may need to start barricading the door so i cant get outside... and wearing cloths to bed
JULY 2, 2011 @ 12:14 PM | 31 COMMENTS


hey SG land! i havent bloged in a while, i have been so fucking busy!

Who bought me organizers off my wishlist? I need to know who you are to tell you thank you biggrin This will help my organizing comic books so much! Im getting another roommate so things have to get more organized, I'm excited!

If i havent told you guys yet im sewing super hero suits for my friend now, he does amazing prop weapons and masks! He goes by jesterFX on facebook, he has a website too but its under constrution right now. Anyone who wants costumes for conventions or what ever check it out! Everything is extremely good quality smile

I'm also busy working on my civil war number to a hank williams III number! im excited about it I love the civil war, im still mad that my mom wouldnt let me go participate in a reenactment with my teacher in high school mad i will be mad about this forever... haha if anyone finds good burlesque videos on youtube or whatever let a girl know! they are hard to find!

i got 2 new tattoos!!! at the ac tattoo con by joe peterson, they are awesome! if you are in the mass area go see him he is such a good artist and an awesome guy!


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and of course BOOBIES!!!!!
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JUNE 11, 2011 @ 03:58 PM | 38 COMMENTS


jahaylj27 was very awesome and sent me the confederate flag swimsuite from my wishlist! you are so nice! thank you so much!!!<3 here are some pics with my civil war replica hat!
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my next dance number is civil war themed! its my favorite war, its interests me. anddddd we have been having group burlesque practice in a wearhouse... in the heat... with no air conditioning... on the 5th floor.... omfg it is so hot in there i was getting woozy of course our practice was the day it was like 102 degrees in philly! ewww i really cant stand the heat!

yesterday i had my first ever shoot with a male model! it was fun wierd because im not used to that kind of thing but he was very professional!

then i took my bearded roommate to the post office. someone sent him a shirt from threadless and we have NO IDEA who sent it! XD he cant figure out if he drunk ordered something or someone sent it for his bday!

and i finally jumped on the iphone bandwagon! and i have instagram! username: smurfasaur
i know im so original with my usernames.... but if i have more then one thing i will forget what it is and they never tell you which one is wrong out of your username and password! it makes me sad

me and ashley stared being classy bitches and drinking boxed wine! we started drinking at like 7... i kept drinking till 4am no im not an alcoholic at all i swear! >.< haha i was informed that there was pizza at my house and i got very excited for eating this pizza! i like noms... well i think the pizza was bad because my stomach started getting all bubbly right after i ate it frown so i layed down to go to bed but as soon as i layed down it was the feeling of ut oh! and i had to go to the bathroom to puke up all the pizza i just ate frown

and because of the heat and my bedroom being on the 3rd floor the tile on the bathroom floor felt real nice... so i layed down on it and fell asleep and my roomate thought i was dead so he took a picture... i had no pants FUCK PANTS! i do what i want!

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MAY 31, 2011 @ 01:21 PM | 18 COMMENTS


Who is going to philly wizard world? Ill be there biggrin

i have been super busy doing nothing somehow...

and friday me and ash had the most ridiculous strawberry daquri making experience EVER

ash: I have daquries!
me: dude bring it over!

she gets here and forgot rum, no biggie we go to the liquer store! its like 7pm
shit dude i dont have a blender! so we go to walmart! and get drunk snacks! dude DUDE creamsicle oreos are THE SHIT seriously go get em they are the best thing ever.

meanwhile, i came up with an urban dictionary definition for creamsicle

creamsicle: when you are facefucking a girl from the jersey shore, pull out and splooge on her face and her spray tan and your load mixtogether looking like a melted creamsicle

hahaha... ok back on track

then we get home and i realize we have one icecube tray and its the space invader icecubes so they are like 1/4 the size of normal icecubes! fuck dude texted graham and stole his ice!

FINNALLY MADE DAQURIES!!!! by this time it was midnight and have been getting up retarded early for shit and getting no sleep- so we drank 1 and passed out >.<

story of my life- everything is way harder then it has to be and takes forever!
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