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guess who will be at wizard world philly? THIS GIRL ill be at the suicide girls booth all day friday and saturday yay!
and i got tattooed saturday...
ditch and wrist in the same sitting it sucked
and i got tattooed saturday...
ditch and wrist in the same sitting it sucked
Blog time!!!!
i have been super busy so other then the walking fish show a ton of shoots and the baltimore tattoo convention there is nothing really to tell but i has pictures!!
so walking fish small show but really awesome! it was a 3 night show in philly with just rigor mortis revue! pretty sweet! on to pictures!
our crew!
goat demons can be sexy too! i swear
and the walking fish wrap party got a little out of hand haha we all got ridiculous. soda got outa control at the bar she ordered 2 shirley temples i think she has a problem...
and here you see my little hand going NOW KISS!
and the tattoo convention! i swear to god i got lost in a time vortex getting down there left philly at 1 in the afternoon and got there at fucking 5 oclock wtf? it takes like 2 hours to get to baltimore we fail...
the only time i will look normal all weekend... with scarlet
and i we did a shoot with girls and corpses and i shot a solo shoot with mike hearse... he is awesome and i love his dogs
and back to the con...
I FUCKING LOVE MECHANICAL BULLS!!!!
Now... my friend threw me off of this magical fun ride way to hard and i almost fell out of the ring, it was amazing im so glad people have photo and video evidance of this happening... BEHOLD
QWOP
i think there is video of it too some where... if i find it i will add it
saturday night i got so wasted i came in the room at like 10:30 in the morning and took my meds, which are sedatives and passed out had to wake up in a half hour still in zombie make up, with a drawn on mustache, and my legs refused to work so mike had to basicly carry me out to the car. then i passed out on the couch for 10 hours when i got home. i win
i have been super busy so other then the walking fish show a ton of shoots and the baltimore tattoo convention there is nothing really to tell but i has pictures!!
so walking fish small show but really awesome! it was a 3 night show in philly with just rigor mortis revue! pretty sweet! on to pictures!
our crew!
goat demons can be sexy too! i swear
and the walking fish wrap party got a little out of hand haha we all got ridiculous. soda got outa control at the bar she ordered 2 shirley temples i think she has a problem...
and here you see my little hand going NOW KISS!
and the tattoo convention! i swear to god i got lost in a time vortex getting down there left philly at 1 in the afternoon and got there at fucking 5 oclock wtf? it takes like 2 hours to get to baltimore we fail...
the only time i will look normal all weekend... with scarlet
and i we did a shoot with girls and corpses and i shot a solo shoot with mike hearse... he is awesome and i love his dogs
and back to the con...
I FUCKING LOVE MECHANICAL BULLS!!!!
Now... my friend threw me off of this magical fun ride way to hard and i almost fell out of the ring, it was amazing im so glad people have photo and video evidance of this happening... BEHOLD
QWOP
i think there is video of it too some where... if i find it i will add it
saturday night i got so wasted i came in the room at like 10:30 in the morning and took my meds, which are sedatives and passed out had to wake up in a half hour still in zombie make up, with a drawn on mustache, and my legs refused to work so mike had to basicly carry me out to the car. then i passed out on the couch for 10 hours when i got home. i win
my body has been fucking fighting me... and now a new problem
Any girls with implants feel like a tightness? ive had them for 3 yrs now and especially the left side feels tight i dont know if i pulled something or fucked something up but it sucks and its uncomfortable. anyone know what to do?
Any girls with implants feel like a tightness? ive had them for 3 yrs now and especially the left side feels tight i dont know if i pulled something or fucked something up but it sucks and its uncomfortable. anyone know what to do?
aw man i have been busy I have not had one day to myself to do nothing/regular life things in about 2 and a half weeks! busy busy shooting with new photographers shooting fetish clips working trying to work on my number/costume for zombie crawl getting ready for sleezarama going to circus school and doggie sitting!
Anyway...
i get to doggie sit for a month! Bon bon has been here for a week ish she is a big doggie! pitt mastiff mix 130 lbs and uses me as a pillow and has smelly dog farts
she is such a sweet heart though! she snores loud and licks us alot she dosent even bother the cat
i can just see the cats brain going SOON
annnnd we had a bon fire! we have a fire pit in our new back yard! i ate smores
sweet spandex party
Im also going to be doing a zombie elvis number in a few weeks at the zombie crawl in philly and at our pre party show the night before! im excited about the sequin costuming... and the drinking of course
i started back into circus school again! yay!! and guys i need your help! if you know anyone into side show preforming that would be willing to teach me sword swallowing or anything of that nature let me know!! im trying to do it
and Im going to be preforming with a side troop Horrible Harlots at SLEEZEARAMA at the M room philadelphia! think of the trashyest most offensive things you can think of on stage with metal bands needles jones as the mc and ridiculous contests! come out try to win some prizes!
I also just got a fetlife account under my other alter ego for my fetish work https://fetlife.com/users/1422041
add me
AND exciting news I shot a set recently with the amazing albertine annnnnd shot 2 sets with the wonderful brooklyn!
oh and i forgot me and RMR is in the spring issue of girls and corpses again!
Anyway...
i get to doggie sit for a month! Bon bon has been here for a week ish she is a big doggie! pitt mastiff mix 130 lbs and uses me as a pillow and has smelly dog farts
she is such a sweet heart though! she snores loud and licks us alot she dosent even bother the cat
i can just see the cats brain going SOON
annnnd we had a bon fire! we have a fire pit in our new back yard! i ate smores
sweet spandex party
Im also going to be doing a zombie elvis number in a few weeks at the zombie crawl in philly and at our pre party show the night before! im excited about the sequin costuming... and the drinking of course
i started back into circus school again! yay!! and guys i need your help! if you know anyone into side show preforming that would be willing to teach me sword swallowing or anything of that nature let me know!! im trying to do it
and Im going to be preforming with a side troop Horrible Harlots at SLEEZEARAMA at the M room philadelphia! think of the trashyest most offensive things you can think of on stage with metal bands needles jones as the mc and ridiculous contests! come out try to win some prizes!
I also just got a fetlife account under my other alter ego for my fetish work https://fetlife.com/users/1422041
add me
AND exciting news I shot a set recently with the amazing albertine annnnnd shot 2 sets with the wonderful brooklyn!
oh and i forgot me and RMR is in the spring issue of girls and corpses again!
FINNALLY ALL MOVED IN!!! yay!!!
We have a rat in the kitchen the size of a small dog- it chewed through the wall behind the stove bleh no biggie though this is philly and this is the season for them to be trying to roam into your house. I heard crunching and my first though was obiviously stalker outside my window eating chips....and wearing the flasher coat sunglasses and hat- that is the picture my brain made
im so glad its just a rat, its kinda cute im sad it has to die but its a pest in my house and its the rat or my food and food wins this round plus i dont want the plague. we made weapons to ghetto spearfish
exibit 1
*note the hello kitty duct tape
once we catch this thing we are having our kill taxidermyed mounted on a barbie car with rims and way more bling than any of us are comfortable with...its gonna be our hood rat
its been so long im forgetting what i have to update... uhh wicked fair?
we were supposed to preform there and we got there the promoter put us in a hotel telling us to share with another group... uh no fucking way. im not staying in a hotel with people i dont know, people i have never even met. that is no way safe, for me any of our other girls or any of our shit. fuck that noise
then we ended up not even preforming because a. they didnt give us a stage b. no sound system i can deal with no stage but no sound? they expected us to play our music off of a laptop... you cant have a show that the basis is music with no way to play the music. this was the most retarded planned convention i have ever been to, everything was confirmed within the last week before the con then all this? shit and dont even get me started on the people there. there were some cool people we met but mostly really REALLY creepy pretentious dudes that were way to handsey and all up in my shit. fuck that i hate being touched really REALLY hate it. if i dont know you dont touch me- seems simple enough? i feel like thats how most people are. touch me inappropriately you get hit in the face, you would think people would not randomly grab your tits. but anyway yeah i had a horrible time
look how i look so happy and not like im about to go on a murderous rage!
on to the philly tattoo show!
so much fun as always! rmr preformed everyones routine was awesome so much fun was had! I shot with dave nestler for a painting he had to do was supposed to get tattooed by josh payne again but i fucked up my appointment so now i have to wait till baltimore but its ok meh he is awesome if you are in upstate ny visit his new shop!
OH and if you are in philly check out the RMR shows at www.rigormortisrevue.com we were just on the manhattan news network and i yelled at people XD
and check out my friend Jesse Choke the crazed ginger in the picture with me she is throwing a show at the M room philadelphia SLEEZ-A-RAMMA burlesque and metal! and when i say burlesqe i mean horribly offensive acts that kind of resemble burlesque things RMR could never do! its not rmr this time its her own side project horrible harlots!
http://www.facebook.com/events/324116754279354/
jesse being the ultimate warrior
and thats about it! i will blog again soon!
We have a rat in the kitchen the size of a small dog- it chewed through the wall behind the stove bleh no biggie though this is philly and this is the season for them to be trying to roam into your house. I heard crunching and my first though was obiviously stalker outside my window eating chips....and wearing the flasher coat sunglasses and hat- that is the picture my brain made
im so glad its just a rat, its kinda cute im sad it has to die but its a pest in my house and its the rat or my food and food wins this round plus i dont want the plague. we made weapons to ghetto spearfish
exibit 1
*note the hello kitty duct tape
once we catch this thing we are having our kill taxidermyed mounted on a barbie car with rims and way more bling than any of us are comfortable with...its gonna be our hood rat
its been so long im forgetting what i have to update... uhh wicked fair?
we were supposed to preform there and we got there the promoter put us in a hotel telling us to share with another group... uh no fucking way. im not staying in a hotel with people i dont know, people i have never even met. that is no way safe, for me any of our other girls or any of our shit. fuck that noise
then we ended up not even preforming because a. they didnt give us a stage b. no sound system i can deal with no stage but no sound? they expected us to play our music off of a laptop... you cant have a show that the basis is music with no way to play the music. this was the most retarded planned convention i have ever been to, everything was confirmed within the last week before the con then all this? shit and dont even get me started on the people there. there were some cool people we met but mostly really REALLY creepy pretentious dudes that were way to handsey and all up in my shit. fuck that i hate being touched really REALLY hate it. if i dont know you dont touch me- seems simple enough? i feel like thats how most people are. touch me inappropriately you get hit in the face, you would think people would not randomly grab your tits. but anyway yeah i had a horrible time
look how i look so happy and not like im about to go on a murderous rage!
on to the philly tattoo show!
so much fun as always! rmr preformed everyones routine was awesome so much fun was had! I shot with dave nestler for a painting he had to do was supposed to get tattooed by josh payne again but i fucked up my appointment so now i have to wait till baltimore but its ok meh he is awesome if you are in upstate ny visit his new shop!
OH and if you are in philly check out the RMR shows at www.rigormortisrevue.com we were just on the manhattan news network and i yelled at people XD
and check out my friend Jesse Choke the crazed ginger in the picture with me she is throwing a show at the M room philadelphia SLEEZ-A-RAMMA burlesque and metal! and when i say burlesqe i mean horribly offensive acts that kind of resemble burlesque things RMR could never do! its not rmr this time its her own side project horrible harlots!
http://www.facebook.com/events/324116754279354/
jesse being the ultimate warrior
and thats about it! i will blog again soon!
no internet because i finnally moved! but for the seconds i can have interwebz this is what i did elaborations and pictures when im on my computer...
philly tattoo con
shot with albertine with porpheria and eon
wicked fair
moved
and all my shit in my life is fucked its been awesome *rolls eyes*
philly tattoo con
shot with albertine with porpheria and eon
wicked fair
moved
and all my shit in my life is fucked its been awesome *rolls eyes*
So how was everyones new years eve?!
all my plans fell through like seriously all of them and didnt get to go to any parties but whatever i went to a friends house and had a blast there! yay i think i only took one picture all night because my phone was dying but here is a picture of me and jesse looking like the misfits from jem and the holograms not the punk band... i think that one might be obvious
but it was fun as shit then we went home right after midnight and just got shitty drunk! and i woke up at 9 in the fucking morning and couldnt fall back asleep and felt like shit
and i got new glasses! seeing is awesome! i like seeing lens crafters fucked my shit up last time. they lied to me alot and i should have realized then when my old glasses didnt really help my eyes focous that much. but now my glasses work! check that shit out!
and if anyone can find it jersey devil honey wine is the bees knees... see what i did there
the rigor mortis revue site is back up its a blogger account so you can all see whats comming up!
we have a sifi show on the 28th in philly and of course the philly tattoo con!
obiously for a sifi show i have to be spock duh. haha
i think i might do video blogs because im lazy and hate typing and its easier to just talk into a webcam? thoughts on this, does anyone else here do video blogs? im kind of video editing retarded but i guess i would learn eventually!
and my birthday is on the 14th of this month! any ravers out in sg land know if there are any parties around philly going on that night or anytime soon? im so out of the loop because of conventions and now school and work! eek
all my plans fell through like seriously all of them and didnt get to go to any parties but whatever i went to a friends house and had a blast there! yay i think i only took one picture all night because my phone was dying but here is a picture of me and jesse looking like the misfits from jem and the holograms not the punk band... i think that one might be obvious
but it was fun as shit then we went home right after midnight and just got shitty drunk! and i woke up at 9 in the fucking morning and couldnt fall back asleep and felt like shit
and i got new glasses! seeing is awesome! i like seeing lens crafters fucked my shit up last time. they lied to me alot and i should have realized then when my old glasses didnt really help my eyes focous that much. but now my glasses work! check that shit out!
and if anyone can find it jersey devil honey wine is the bees knees... see what i did there
the rigor mortis revue site is back up its a blogger account so you can all see whats comming up!
we have a sifi show on the 28th in philly and of course the philly tattoo con!
obiously for a sifi show i have to be spock duh. haha
i think i might do video blogs because im lazy and hate typing and its easier to just talk into a webcam? thoughts on this, does anyone else here do video blogs? im kind of video editing retarded but i guess i would learn eventually!
and my birthday is on the 14th of this month! any ravers out in sg land know if there are any parties around philly going on that night or anytime soon? im so out of the loop because of conventions and now school and work! eek
i havent been blogging alot, nothing has really happened school.. then work then school then back to work not much going out lately. stupid shit happening
on a good note i got a shiny new diagnosis for my crazy brain, now they think im bipolar i guess it fits better then depression. i have all the cool atypical symptoms *read as not cool at all and really fustrating* most people dont realize whats going on because its im so internalized but whatever. i get ALL the paranoia and its gotten worse over the years, it was actually not nearly as bad as when i was partying all the time. I guess in my mind nothing was wrong because if i was anxious or paranoid or hallucinating it was all the drugs right? thats what i told myself anyway, even though i have been like this for as long as i can remember. my brain sucks i want a new one. the worst part is when i get really bad panic attacks because of the paranoia i know its completely irrationality but that dosent help, for instance i drink a 24 oz coffee and a redbul then i feel a little funny. someone deffinitly drugged my coffee, not woops to much caffine on no sleep and an empty stomach. nope i was drugged at wawa. or people are standing outside near my house (there is a bar right acrossed the street and the bus runs down our street) they arent standing there talking and smoking nope, in my head they are going to break into my house and slit my throat. yep really stupid i know. im glad i have my logic now to at least kind of calm myself down. what happens when that logical part of my brain stops working?
so now i have new medicine to calm my ass down and stop me from getting over the top blind rage angry- like i am right now. this medicine looks like it treats everything, like seriously i have a pamphlet it knows all. im on an itty bitty baby dose and the generic. now i dont have insurance (more on that in a min) but even if i did insurance wouldnt cover it anyway. EXPENSIVE AS FUCK for cereal 116 bucks for 45 pills. you would think that medicine to treat the crazies would be cheaper, i really should be running around unmedicated and neither should people with more sever conditions. it fucking blows so 65 for therapy every other week 75 for the psychiatrist every month and 116 for meds every 45 days. fuck you brain for being wrong and stupid *shakes fist*
and back to insurance being bullshit, i dont live with my mom anymore but because i am back in school i should be eligable to be on my moms insurance but... dun dun dah i have to many medical problems and they denied me coverage. sweet deal. how the fuck can you deny a 21 year old medical coveradge because of too many health problems. im not that sick, im not dying, and i dont have any chronic conditions anytime my primary care dr finds something wierd i get sent around to 10 different specialists to find out why im weird and they never find anything important. so no insurance for me and i have to pay everything out of pocket. funtimes! candada sounds better and better everyday! universal healthcare? umm sign me up i like the cold, and curling, and i can lean the words to o canada. i think this is a good plan.
oh and lets add to the lets take a shit on america parade i saw this yesterday... i think it might be old news but still
fucking ridiculous my new goal in life is to get arrested for doing nothing wrong, like seriously just sightseeing and looking weird. but when i say weird i mean really fucking weird it will be awesome.
sorry for the long ass rant post, i am really really pissed right now. like you know how someone makes you mad for something they did that they know bothers you, but dosent aknowledge it and then dosent know why youre mad? and they really really REALLY should know why you are mad. i think the fact that they either dont know or are pretending not to is pissing me off more then the actual action. anyone else feel the same way about shit like that?
well anyway here is a picture yay!
on a good note i got a shiny new diagnosis for my crazy brain, now they think im bipolar i guess it fits better then depression. i have all the cool atypical symptoms *read as not cool at all and really fustrating* most people dont realize whats going on because its im so internalized but whatever. i get ALL the paranoia and its gotten worse over the years, it was actually not nearly as bad as when i was partying all the time. I guess in my mind nothing was wrong because if i was anxious or paranoid or hallucinating it was all the drugs right? thats what i told myself anyway, even though i have been like this for as long as i can remember. my brain sucks i want a new one. the worst part is when i get really bad panic attacks because of the paranoia i know its completely irrationality but that dosent help, for instance i drink a 24 oz coffee and a redbul then i feel a little funny. someone deffinitly drugged my coffee, not woops to much caffine on no sleep and an empty stomach. nope i was drugged at wawa. or people are standing outside near my house (there is a bar right acrossed the street and the bus runs down our street) they arent standing there talking and smoking nope, in my head they are going to break into my house and slit my throat. yep really stupid i know. im glad i have my logic now to at least kind of calm myself down. what happens when that logical part of my brain stops working?
so now i have new medicine to calm my ass down and stop me from getting over the top blind rage angry- like i am right now. this medicine looks like it treats everything, like seriously i have a pamphlet it knows all. im on an itty bitty baby dose and the generic. now i dont have insurance (more on that in a min) but even if i did insurance wouldnt cover it anyway. EXPENSIVE AS FUCK for cereal 116 bucks for 45 pills. you would think that medicine to treat the crazies would be cheaper, i really should be running around unmedicated and neither should people with more sever conditions. it fucking blows so 65 for therapy every other week 75 for the psychiatrist every month and 116 for meds every 45 days. fuck you brain for being wrong and stupid *shakes fist*
and back to insurance being bullshit, i dont live with my mom anymore but because i am back in school i should be eligable to be on my moms insurance but... dun dun dah i have to many medical problems and they denied me coverage. sweet deal. how the fuck can you deny a 21 year old medical coveradge because of too many health problems. im not that sick, im not dying, and i dont have any chronic conditions anytime my primary care dr finds something wierd i get sent around to 10 different specialists to find out why im weird and they never find anything important. so no insurance for me and i have to pay everything out of pocket. funtimes! candada sounds better and better everyday! universal healthcare? umm sign me up i like the cold, and curling, and i can lean the words to o canada. i think this is a good plan.
oh and lets add to the lets take a shit on america parade i saw this yesterday... i think it might be old news but still
fucking ridiculous my new goal in life is to get arrested for doing nothing wrong, like seriously just sightseeing and looking weird. but when i say weird i mean really fucking weird it will be awesome.
sorry for the long ass rant post, i am really really pissed right now. like you know how someone makes you mad for something they did that they know bothers you, but dosent aknowledge it and then dosent know why youre mad? and they really really REALLY should know why you are mad. i think the fact that they either dont know or are pretending not to is pissing me off more then the actual action. anyone else feel the same way about shit like that?
well anyway here is a picture yay!
Gah i have been so busy... holy fuck
I started school last tuesday, and the whole week before form monday to sunday i was on a road trip down south! we went to the kentucky tattoo con! it was so much fun and my tattoo that the awesome josh payne did won tattoo of the day!
so roadtrip...
went to keokee Va, my mommoms home town on the side of a goddamn moutian. it was fucking scary no guard rails, no cell phone service, and the roads werent even like real roads- start of a bad horror movie
the we went to GRACELAND!!!!
i have so many more pictures then this but there are like 300! Soooo I will upload them to my facebook page if you want to see them because i really dont want to manually upload 300 pictures... haha
we went to sun studios!
but memphis was awesome i love beal st you can smoke in bars and drink outside!
and we went to the pony it was really nice in there and fucking huge, but i obviously have no pictures from there
and on the way back we got pulled over... cop pulled up next to us then pulled us over because "we were following to close to a semi" retarded excuse for profiling. fucking bible belt. asked us both if we had narcotics in the car. fucking gay at least we didnt get searched that would have sucked balls
but then we finnally got to our end destination KENTUCKY TATTOO CONVENTION!
it was at the historic crown plaza, it looked like the fucking overlook it was creepy and a fucking maze we got lost constantly... it was bad haha my troupe preformed everyone did great and the second night we had a guest preformer from ky ruby rose royal! she was awesome and amazingly gorgous
and apparently there are no bank of americas in ky. trying to cash my checks to get tattooed was a nightmare, usually you can cash insurance/ payroll checks at any bank you just have to pay the fee
so...
-went to chase, they couldnt do it but the one dude was nice enough to tell us where to go check chasing place or pnc bank
-go to check cashing place, fill out 2 page application they cant cash it either
getting increacingly fustrated
-go to pnc the woman was so terrified of me she was stuttering, kinda awesome im not gonna lie we were in a town full of religious nutcases and they cant cash it either
now i had 200 cash and nothing on my card but 400 in checks so i cant afford the tattoo so i ask the dude if he had paypal- nope but his friend said that he could call the card into the shop and give him the cash- sweet deal
but the next day as i was getting the tattoo, the dude left FUCK. so my bf gives me 100 bucks till i can get my shit cashed i figure once we get out of ky we could find a bofa. well nope.
WE DIDNT FIND A BANK OF AMERICA UNTIL GETTYSBURG
and at this point we had 60$ between us, it takes 2 tanks of gas to get home and it takes 50-60 bucks to fill the tank... all of this adds up to us not getting home
when we finally find a bank on the around me app, it takes us through a fucking state park with these curvy ass roads that are not even curves more like circles at night in the rain... fun with less then a quarter tank of gas
we get to the bank! yay!!!! nope it was a drive up teller with no ATM... FUCK again
luckily there was an atm less then a mile up the road along with a gas station but still that was cutting it close haha
but we made it home! yay!
I started school last tuesday, and the whole week before form monday to sunday i was on a road trip down south! we went to the kentucky tattoo con! it was so much fun and my tattoo that the awesome josh payne did won tattoo of the day!
so roadtrip...
went to keokee Va, my mommoms home town on the side of a goddamn moutian. it was fucking scary no guard rails, no cell phone service, and the roads werent even like real roads- start of a bad horror movie
the we went to GRACELAND!!!!
i have so many more pictures then this but there are like 300! Soooo I will upload them to my facebook page if you want to see them because i really dont want to manually upload 300 pictures... haha
we went to sun studios!
but memphis was awesome i love beal st you can smoke in bars and drink outside!
and we went to the pony it was really nice in there and fucking huge, but i obviously have no pictures from there
and on the way back we got pulled over... cop pulled up next to us then pulled us over because "we were following to close to a semi" retarded excuse for profiling. fucking bible belt. asked us both if we had narcotics in the car. fucking gay at least we didnt get searched that would have sucked balls
but then we finnally got to our end destination KENTUCKY TATTOO CONVENTION!
it was at the historic crown plaza, it looked like the fucking overlook it was creepy and a fucking maze we got lost constantly... it was bad haha my troupe preformed everyone did great and the second night we had a guest preformer from ky ruby rose royal! she was awesome and amazingly gorgous
and apparently there are no bank of americas in ky. trying to cash my checks to get tattooed was a nightmare, usually you can cash insurance/ payroll checks at any bank you just have to pay the fee
so...
-went to chase, they couldnt do it but the one dude was nice enough to tell us where to go check chasing place or pnc bank
-go to check cashing place, fill out 2 page application they cant cash it either
getting increacingly fustrated
-go to pnc the woman was so terrified of me she was stuttering, kinda awesome im not gonna lie we were in a town full of religious nutcases and they cant cash it either
now i had 200 cash and nothing on my card but 400 in checks so i cant afford the tattoo so i ask the dude if he had paypal- nope but his friend said that he could call the card into the shop and give him the cash- sweet deal
but the next day as i was getting the tattoo, the dude left FUCK. so my bf gives me 100 bucks till i can get my shit cashed i figure once we get out of ky we could find a bofa. well nope.
WE DIDNT FIND A BANK OF AMERICA UNTIL GETTYSBURG
and at this point we had 60$ between us, it takes 2 tanks of gas to get home and it takes 50-60 bucks to fill the tank... all of this adds up to us not getting home
when we finally find a bank on the around me app, it takes us through a fucking state park with these curvy ass roads that are not even curves more like circles at night in the rain... fun with less then a quarter tank of gas
we get to the bank! yay!!!! nope it was a drive up teller with no ATM... FUCK again
luckily there was an atm less then a mile up the road along with a gas station but still that was cutting it close haha
but we made it home! yay!
So our vacation to the south might not happen now 
(still going to the con but possibly not for the whole week before) because that sullen angel contest is still going on! go vote again! help get a little smurfasaur to Cali!!!! it sucks that if i do get picked that is going to be the longest week of my life... i would leave on the monday i would have left for nashville (bummer) and go directly to kentucky for the con on friday. then the following tuesday i have to start school.... yeah busy busy either way though im still going to have a blast for the whole week before school starts! last hurrah type deal. but here is the link and photo and all that jazz
just like my picture for your vote to be counted!
Voting party going on right here!
My troupe preformed at the asbury zombie walk we obiviously had a blast some dude who was not male stripper material was deff way to fucked up for his own good trying to be sexy with his overalls HILARIOUS. I was a zombie shirly temple! isnt that disguisting and fucked up? taking your cloths off in a burlesque act to on the good ship lolipop! there is something wrong with that, but i like it. next number is going to be completely unholy. im trying to hack a big ol lougie into religions face... thats the goal but dont I make a disguisting zombie shirley temple- those lolipops on the chair right there those are intestines yep.
and we just preformed at Exxxotica. The con itself lame as fuck. it was smaller then i was expecting and nothing really going on although all the preformers killed it. i only could see some of each but they were really cool especially the fetish stuff. but they had pole dancers there and only like 2 actually knew how to pole dance they were just models or something that they hired. kinda lame the con had good pizza though. when we start the partying at the hotel thats when shit kinda got out of hand- haha you know those metal food cover things for room service? i stole one out of the hall from another room and there was still food left under it well jesse got hungry enough and ate it and the drive to find food was hilarious we were all retarded fucked up so of course once we get into the gas station we take an hour to grab shit and try to make food there with boiling water that guy probably hated us.
and then the next night we were hanging out in the room and there were so many people in and out and one of the girls was getting pissy *insert mocking voice* i wanna hang out with my bf, why are there so many people here, there are drugs here he dosent like it, he wants to fight these people, he lost respect for all of you and he didnt know you all partied like that blahh blahhh and she told off like 3 people that walked into our room with one of the other girls that was staying in the room with us. Oh and the someone got fake blood on her hair straightner dude it was the tinyest bit of blood on the handle not even a big deal. but she makes everything a big deal, but i shut that up real quick i told here no dude if you dont want it to get dirty dont leave it in the bathroom sitting out when we are getting ready to preform, she tried to argue with me about it but i said no. after she told off the people who came in with the other girl i was like no shut up youre being a bitch there is no reason to talk to someone who didnt do anything to you like that. then there was the fight
she was trying to say her and her bf paid for the room too and people should ask them before people come in because *wahhh wahhh* they didnt know them and they were uncomfortable boo hoo grow up youre an adult if you dont like what is going on go outside for a smoke or down to the afterparty or something dont throw a tantrum like a 5 yr old. and he was uncomfortable with the drugs and shit that were there she did it too and tried to throw it in our faces, nope dude you did coke and now your bf is mad at you because of a desicion you made, no one forced you to do it. actually noone even asked you, you asked if you could get some so quit your bitching. then she tried to say she only did it because she wanted to be accepted by us and be part of what we were doing. that is bullshit, youre an adult you make your own desicions and that is that. i very VERY rarely smoke weed i just dont like the way it makes me feel, so when people are smoking in a group setting i pass the shit to the next person and dont hit it. if people ask why i dont smoke i tell them i dont like it and it makes me paranoid and no one ever gives me a hard time it just means more for them.
and i really dont like having to say shit to people, but if you let it continue it will only get worse and she is one of those people that sometimes needs to be knocked down a peg. but what ever because she listens to me when i do have to say something because i dont yell, i dont insult, and im just very direct. it sucks because i am real laid back and i dont give enough fucks about anything to really get worked up over things but i can also fly off the handle if you push enough of my buttons. she has seen it once, and she said she never wants to see me like that again. that was at the biker rally in july at someone else.
and im sick as fuck i woke up hungover dazed confused i think i have bronchitis and my hand might be broken or rolled tendon or some shit (not from this weekend) I was sleep walking about a week ago and apparently i tried to fight the wall and lost
wow long blog i guess alot of shit happened haha
(still going to the con but possibly not for the whole week before) because that sullen angel contest is still going on! go vote again! help get a little smurfasaur to Cali!!!! it sucks that if i do get picked that is going to be the longest week of my life... i would leave on the monday i would have left for nashville (bummer) and go directly to kentucky for the con on friday. then the following tuesday i have to start school.... yeah busy busy either way though im still going to have a blast for the whole week before school starts! last hurrah type deal. but here is the link and photo and all that jazzjust like my picture for your vote to be counted!
Voting party going on right here!
My troupe preformed at the asbury zombie walk we obiviously had a blast some dude who was not male stripper material was deff way to fucked up for his own good trying to be sexy with his overalls HILARIOUS. I was a zombie shirly temple! isnt that disguisting and fucked up? taking your cloths off in a burlesque act to on the good ship lolipop! there is something wrong with that, but i like it. next number is going to be completely unholy. im trying to hack a big ol lougie into religions face... thats the goal but dont I make a disguisting zombie shirley temple- those lolipops on the chair right there those are intestines yep.
and we just preformed at Exxxotica. The con itself lame as fuck. it was smaller then i was expecting and nothing really going on although all the preformers killed it. i only could see some of each but they were really cool especially the fetish stuff. but they had pole dancers there and only like 2 actually knew how to pole dance they were just models or something that they hired. kinda lame the con had good pizza though. when we start the partying at the hotel thats when shit kinda got out of hand- haha you know those metal food cover things for room service? i stole one out of the hall from another room and there was still food left under it well jesse got hungry enough and ate it and the drive to find food was hilarious we were all retarded fucked up so of course once we get into the gas station we take an hour to grab shit and try to make food there with boiling water that guy probably hated us.
and then the next night we were hanging out in the room and there were so many people in and out and one of the girls was getting pissy *insert mocking voice* i wanna hang out with my bf, why are there so many people here, there are drugs here he dosent like it, he wants to fight these people, he lost respect for all of you and he didnt know you all partied like that blahh blahhh and she told off like 3 people that walked into our room with one of the other girls that was staying in the room with us. Oh and the someone got fake blood on her hair straightner dude it was the tinyest bit of blood on the handle not even a big deal. but she makes everything a big deal, but i shut that up real quick i told here no dude if you dont want it to get dirty dont leave it in the bathroom sitting out when we are getting ready to preform, she tried to argue with me about it but i said no. after she told off the people who came in with the other girl i was like no shut up youre being a bitch there is no reason to talk to someone who didnt do anything to you like that. then there was the fight
she was trying to say her and her bf paid for the room too and people should ask them before people come in because *wahhh wahhh* they didnt know them and they were uncomfortable boo hoo grow up youre an adult if you dont like what is going on go outside for a smoke or down to the afterparty or something dont throw a tantrum like a 5 yr old. and he was uncomfortable with the drugs and shit that were there she did it too and tried to throw it in our faces, nope dude you did coke and now your bf is mad at you because of a desicion you made, no one forced you to do it. actually noone even asked you, you asked if you could get some so quit your bitching. then she tried to say she only did it because she wanted to be accepted by us and be part of what we were doing. that is bullshit, youre an adult you make your own desicions and that is that. i very VERY rarely smoke weed i just dont like the way it makes me feel, so when people are smoking in a group setting i pass the shit to the next person and dont hit it. if people ask why i dont smoke i tell them i dont like it and it makes me paranoid and no one ever gives me a hard time it just means more for them.
and i really dont like having to say shit to people, but if you let it continue it will only get worse and she is one of those people that sometimes needs to be knocked down a peg. but what ever because she listens to me when i do have to say something because i dont yell, i dont insult, and im just very direct. it sucks because i am real laid back and i dont give enough fucks about anything to really get worked up over things but i can also fly off the handle if you push enough of my buttons. she has seen it once, and she said she never wants to see me like that again. that was at the biker rally in july at someone else.
and im sick as fuck i woke up hungover dazed confused i think i have bronchitis and my hand might be broken or rolled tendon or some shit (not from this weekend) I was sleep walking about a week ago and apparently i tried to fight the wall and lost
wow long blog i guess alot of shit happened haha
