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In the spirit of the Halloween season here are a few reviews of some local to PA Haunts
FIELD OF SCREAMS
Lancaster PA
This haunt had some amazing sets, I mean FUCKING spectacular! there are 2 walk through attractions and a hayride. Normally I am not really a fan of hayrides because lets face it they are normally the lower budget of the attractions on the site for any haunt. Dude so NOT true for field of screams the hayride was amazing they had the norm for what hayrides normally have. Toxic avenger type set, rednecks, Jason Vorheese the usual BUT OH MY GOD THE ONE BARN it was a butcher scene but DUDE pigs came out of the ceiling! and sprayed water to make it like blood! it was awesome i loved it. Then there were the 2 walk through attractions now its been a few weeks since I went there so I'm a little fuzzy on what scenes went where, but again they killed it with the scenes some of the best I have ever seen aside from pennhurst and eastern state but they have amazing sets for obivious reasons. But the main rooms that stuck out were the clown room, I fucking hate clowns I hate them they suck. What was really awesome about it though was it was all funhouse themed and they had the scent in the foggers that SMELLED LIKE FUCKING COTTON CANDY. brilliant. and there was a FUCKING SILENT HILL ROOM. in my oppinion it could have been done better they had the maniquins dressed as the nurses and some actors in there but they werent dressed as the nurses but alot of the actors were underage so i would feel real uncomfortable seeing a 12 yr old dressed like that. One of the final scares a camera timed shot like for rollar coasters. there is only one other haunt that i know of that does that and its in Niagra Falls Canada, Nightmares fear factory. I'm not going to tell you the scare but from what pictures I see floating around Nightmares takes the cake. Field of screams is kind of miss timed. The only issue that I saw with Field of Screams was the acting ability they are a volenteer haunt so the acting is sub par. Although they totally make up for it with the sets well worth checking out. It is more of a kid friendly haunt they have carnival food and games as well. I give this 3 out of 5 stars.
Second haunt
SHOCKTOBERFEST
Sinking Spring PA
Massively dissapointing is all I can say. I realize I don't scare easily but as you can tell from my above review the ability to scare me dosen't factor into my oppion of a good haunt. There are also 3 attractions to Shock one is a hayride with 2 walk throughs. The first attraction "the unknown" I expected the world of this attraction they give you 3D glasses. Although my eyes are fucked and 3D gives me nothing but a headache I expected this to be amazing considering the amount of money they must have poured into the 3D aspect of it. WRONG it was possibly the worst Attraction I have ever been to. They talked of playing on your phobias to an extreme and it just failed. Over half of the attraction was nothing but pitch black hallways, and in my oppion that is a cop out for those who lack the vision to make a great set. Also one thing that gets me to jump almost everytime are air cannons. Well they had them, but they were used improperly. Very ineffective. One or two dark hallways or rooms can be really effective to dissorient for a future scare but I am not even kidding over half of this attraction was pitch black with out ANY actors in the hallways. Then there was the prison they shuttle you to the attraction in an old school bus that smelled of deisel fuel, that part was awesome. The crowd entertainment for this attraction was also awesome a girl acting as a crazed inmate. She did a SUPER job very entertaining. The set for this was pretty cool, but almost no actors in the place. For real going through rooms with zero actors in it kind of sucks. I wouldnt even consider the sets amazing but they were pretty cool. A lot of the sets did not make sense with the prison theme. there were alot of outside woods scenes that made no sense with no actors. I do however need to give a shout out to the boy in the bathroom/dorm cell scene. Dude you killed it, that crazy crawl thing you did was awesome. He really worked the flickering lights to get right up in your face as the lights went off then BAM there he is. Hats off to you sir you didnt scare me but you really killed it. he didnt even break character when we asked him to do it again for the rest of our group to see. and this kid couldnt have been more than 16. He and the crowd entertainer girl were the best actors in the place. She even came out to the bar after with us- she is a mad cool chick who is a an exact doppleganger with Soda who you all have seen photos of. Now onto the hayride, pretty generic but a few of the actors were pretty good. The sets are what you would expect for a hayride.
This is a place to take children too they also have games and food. Not a great haunt if you live in the area and have kids that want to go get the cupons or get the group rate. I would say not worth full price maybe pick one attraction probably the hay ride or prison I would skip the unknown. I give this haunt 1 out of 5 stars and thats only because of the 2 actors I mentioned above.
Only 2 for now I am checking out Times Scare for an interview and walkthrough on wednesday and HOPEFULLY blackout soon. I want to go SO FUCKING BAD i hear they TOURTURE you. Check it out on the google.
I actually got to walk through Pennhurst asylum last week, I work there so I'm obivously bias but everyone killed it I got to go through the Asylum and the tunnels, cant check out the dungen of lost souls because that is my section but I am going to try to work asylum one night so I can check it out.
But go to Pennhurst we are hands down the scariest haunt around, playing on actual fears. No chainsaws, no horror movie refrences just medical themed and creepy as all fuck. Come see me, my fiance, my 2 roommates get the piss scared out of you. you can get cupons for 5 dollars off at 13haunts.com get there early Saturday we hit max compacity by like 9 oclock. Come early get tickets/food then stand in line. If you hate lines get there at like 6-630 lines fill up FAST
In the spirit of the Halloween season here are a few reviews of some local to PA Haunts
FIELD OF SCREAMS
Lancaster PA
This haunt had some amazing sets, I mean FUCKING spectacular! there are 2 walk through attractions and a hayride. Normally I am not really a fan of hayrides because lets face it they are normally the lower budget of the attractions on the site for any haunt. Dude so NOT true for field of screams the hayride was amazing they had the norm for what hayrides normally have. Toxic avenger type set, rednecks, Jason Vorheese the usual BUT OH MY GOD THE ONE BARN it was a butcher scene but DUDE pigs came out of the ceiling! and sprayed water to make it like blood! it was awesome i loved it. Then there were the 2 walk through attractions now its been a few weeks since I went there so I'm a little fuzzy on what scenes went where, but again they killed it with the scenes some of the best I have ever seen aside from pennhurst and eastern state but they have amazing sets for obivious reasons. But the main rooms that stuck out were the clown room, I fucking hate clowns I hate them they suck. What was really awesome about it though was it was all funhouse themed and they had the scent in the foggers that SMELLED LIKE FUCKING COTTON CANDY. brilliant. and there was a FUCKING SILENT HILL ROOM. in my oppinion it could have been done better they had the maniquins dressed as the nurses and some actors in there but they werent dressed as the nurses but alot of the actors were underage so i would feel real uncomfortable seeing a 12 yr old dressed like that. One of the final scares a camera timed shot like for rollar coasters. there is only one other haunt that i know of that does that and its in Niagra Falls Canada, Nightmares fear factory. I'm not going to tell you the scare but from what pictures I see floating around Nightmares takes the cake. Field of screams is kind of miss timed. The only issue that I saw with Field of Screams was the acting ability they are a volenteer haunt so the acting is sub par. Although they totally make up for it with the sets well worth checking out. It is more of a kid friendly haunt they have carnival food and games as well. I give this 3 out of 5 stars.
Second haunt
SHOCKTOBERFEST
Sinking Spring PA
Massively dissapointing is all I can say. I realize I don't scare easily but as you can tell from my above review the ability to scare me dosen't factor into my oppion of a good haunt. There are also 3 attractions to Shock one is a hayride with 2 walk throughs. The first attraction "the unknown" I expected the world of this attraction they give you 3D glasses. Although my eyes are fucked and 3D gives me nothing but a headache I expected this to be amazing considering the amount of money they must have poured into the 3D aspect of it. WRONG it was possibly the worst Attraction I have ever been to. They talked of playing on your phobias to an extreme and it just failed. Over half of the attraction was nothing but pitch black hallways, and in my oppion that is a cop out for those who lack the vision to make a great set. Also one thing that gets me to jump almost everytime are air cannons. Well they had them, but they were used improperly. Very ineffective. One or two dark hallways or rooms can be really effective to dissorient for a future scare but I am not even kidding over half of this attraction was pitch black with out ANY actors in the hallways. Then there was the prison they shuttle you to the attraction in an old school bus that smelled of deisel fuel, that part was awesome. The crowd entertainment for this attraction was also awesome a girl acting as a crazed inmate. She did a SUPER job very entertaining. The set for this was pretty cool, but almost no actors in the place. For real going through rooms with zero actors in it kind of sucks. I wouldnt even consider the sets amazing but they were pretty cool. A lot of the sets did not make sense with the prison theme. there were alot of outside woods scenes that made no sense with no actors. I do however need to give a shout out to the boy in the bathroom/dorm cell scene. Dude you killed it, that crazy crawl thing you did was awesome. He really worked the flickering lights to get right up in your face as the lights went off then BAM there he is. Hats off to you sir you didnt scare me but you really killed it. he didnt even break character when we asked him to do it again for the rest of our group to see. and this kid couldnt have been more than 16. He and the crowd entertainer girl were the best actors in the place. She even came out to the bar after with us- she is a mad cool chick who is a an exact doppleganger with Soda who you all have seen photos of. Now onto the hayride, pretty generic but a few of the actors were pretty good. The sets are what you would expect for a hayride.
This is a place to take children too they also have games and food. Not a great haunt if you live in the area and have kids that want to go get the cupons or get the group rate. I would say not worth full price maybe pick one attraction probably the hay ride or prison I would skip the unknown. I give this haunt 1 out of 5 stars and thats only because of the 2 actors I mentioned above.
Only 2 for now I am checking out Times Scare for an interview and walkthrough on wednesday and HOPEFULLY blackout soon. I want to go SO FUCKING BAD i hear they TOURTURE you. Check it out on the google.
I actually got to walk through Pennhurst asylum last week, I work there so I'm obivously bias but everyone killed it I got to go through the Asylum and the tunnels, cant check out the dungen of lost souls because that is my section but I am going to try to work asylum one night so I can check it out.
But go to Pennhurst we are hands down the scariest haunt around, playing on actual fears. No chainsaws, no horror movie refrences just medical themed and creepy as all fuck. Come see me, my fiance, my 2 roommates get the piss scared out of you. you can get cupons for 5 dollars off at 13haunts.com get there early Saturday we hit max compacity by like 9 oclock. Come early get tickets/food then stand in line. If you hate lines get there at like 6-630 lines fill up FAST
Why whenever someone sees a ghost like- the apperation type ghost, why are they always wearing cloths? Last time I checked cloths are not living things and have so souls and are not capable of astral projection. That being said either A. ghosts are not real and it is just people projecting or...
What if the world is actually a living being, with multiple personalities and we are all the earths altranate identities being killed off by the earth itself eventually to face off with one final demon- for lack of a better word- and the paranormal activities that people witness are past personalities coming back into the earths brain-again for lack of a better word- and one day the earth to have a fresh start and eventually start over in the same way.
I say this strange theory because to look at something larger then us we should first look at something smaller then us, cells. Cells have parts the word has layers (cell parts) (the earths layers) They are essentially the same thing just with different names. This along with the fact that this is an ever changing planet just as humans have ever changing bodies proves that the world is a living being and that the above paragraph is plausible. THE END
That is my theory of our greater purpose. Still working on the kinks and logistics but there it is I may be insane but I might be a genius. Who knows
Why must I think of these things? But I would like questions and input
What if the world is actually a living being, with multiple personalities and we are all the earths altranate identities being killed off by the earth itself eventually to face off with one final demon- for lack of a better word- and the paranormal activities that people witness are past personalities coming back into the earths brain-again for lack of a better word- and one day the earth to have a fresh start and eventually start over in the same way.
I say this strange theory because to look at something larger then us we should first look at something smaller then us, cells. Cells have parts the word has layers (cell parts) (the earths layers) They are essentially the same thing just with different names. This along with the fact that this is an ever changing planet just as humans have ever changing bodies proves that the world is a living being and that the above paragraph is plausible. THE END
That is my theory of our greater purpose. Still working on the kinks and logistics but there it is I may be insane but I might be a genius. Who knows
Why must I think of these things? But I would like questions and input
I'm sick today but.... im a finalist in the inked suicide girl contest! so if you all could vote for me please it would be really awesome! share this link everywhere your facebook your brothers facebook your grandmas tumblr and twitter 
http://inkedgirls.inkedmag.com/suicidegirls
http://inkedgirls.inkedmag.com/suicidegirls
ok back to blogging... life has been hectic and with nothing really going on. this summer has been really rough but its over now! thank fucking god i already hated summer with the heat and all- hot weather and bugs can go fuck themselves i hate it HATE IT
Some people have been asking me about signed prints, is anyone interested in these? i dont know how much to charge i would have to figure out how much each costs to get printed but probably around 20$ each? something like that? let me know if any of you guys are seriously interested and i can make an album and you all can pic the picture that gets printed
On a lighter note though, umm looks like i cant put my dog in time out for biting anymore... such an escape artist
[VIDEO]http://youtu.be/OOoeH-Le4s0[/VIDEO]
i cant even be mad because its just to funny
Thank you to the person who sent me the awesome costume! i cant find your exact user name though
i was dr ms the monarch
i did libertine again this year!
and i was fire cupped! it was amazing
i also won a tattoo contest!
Some people have been asking me about signed prints, is anyone interested in these? i dont know how much to charge i would have to figure out how much each costs to get printed but probably around 20$ each? something like that? let me know if any of you guys are seriously interested and i can make an album and you all can pic the picture that gets printed
On a lighter note though, umm looks like i cant put my dog in time out for biting anymore... such an escape artist
[VIDEO]http://youtu.be/OOoeH-Le4s0[/VIDEO]
i cant even be mad because its just to funny
Thank you to the person who sent me the awesome costume! i cant find your exact user name though
i was dr ms the monarch
i did libertine again this year!
and i was fire cupped! it was amazing
i also won a tattoo contest!
I HAVE COME INTO THIS CENTURY AND I HAVE ELECTRICITY
short blog for now but i have to catch up on the everything from internet land but here is a picture...
short blog for now but i have to catch up on the everything from internet land but here is a picture...
i have no electricity at my house for the next week or so so if im super slow at replying for a while sorry
thanks for all the comments and messages from tiki mood! 
i have been super super busy... like with out even time to do anything i got a puppy! and she is getting huge and she is a terror she is so bad training is a nightmare
i have been working and shooting alot! i have been slowing down because i hurt my leg its like a frozen muscle or something and it sucksss. but july was the worst month ever it was so fucking bad but august started off with a really awesome bang!
so i guess here are some pictures from recent shoots!
oh and guess what!
i have been super super busy... like with out even time to do anything i got a puppy! and she is getting huge and she is a terror she is so bad training is a nightmare
i have been working and shooting alot! i have been slowing down because i hurt my leg its like a frozen muscle or something and it sucksss. but july was the worst month ever it was so fucking bad but august started off with a really awesome bang!
so i guess here are some pictures from recent shoots!
oh and guess what!
Neeeeeew seeeet by albertine in MR! yay! go leave nice words? :3
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Smurfasaur/albums/site/30357/
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Smurfasaur/albums/site/30357/
crossbreed_crow wanted to see me with no boobies so if anyone else is curious.... i also have no eyebrows it wasnt a good time haha
this was in 2008
this was in 2008
I have been shooting alot and have blue hair again! weeeeeeeee
there are a shit ton of new photos comming in but seem to be taking fooorever probably because i wanna see them so bad haha
me and Nikki Doll!
i also went to new york zombie crawl! and it was fun! but i was for once not a zombie because i had to preform and wear a mask booo i like being dead
and i was at the SG booth at the philly wizard world!
i went to the beach yesterday... i love the beach i got drunk and i bought a red bul hoodie because i love redbul.... way to much
and i think that is all im schedualing shoots and organizing today! i cleaned my room it still dosent look all that clean but its sooooooooooooooooo much better then it was. i forgot i had a floor under all the shit.
there are a shit ton of new photos comming in but seem to be taking fooorever probably because i wanna see them so bad haha
me and Nikki Doll!
i also went to new york zombie crawl! and it was fun! but i was for once not a zombie
because i had to preform and wear a mask booo i like being deadand i was at the SG booth at the philly wizard world!
i went to the beach yesterday... i love the beach i got drunk and i bought a red bul hoodie because i love redbul.... way to much
and i think that is all im schedualing shoots and organizing today! i cleaned my room it still dosent look all that clean but its sooooooooooooooooo much better then it was. i forgot i had a floor under all the shit.
