“as cute as a motherfuckin button! The kick ass kind...”

“Congrats ma buddy




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“Smurf = The best ever”

“hello darling, i have made "thank you for the add" banner for you:


and personal banner for you. hope you will like it. here you are:
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“Banner for you sweetie.
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“smurf is hot and has a delicious body”

“smurf is the cutest prom date _ever_”

“i love 'the bleeder.' this girl's a great artist”

“Smurf is adorable, but I never see her anymore!!! I feel like a tard for not coming to see her at her restaurant job near me.”

“Smurf is 10 feet tall and can shoot lightening bolts out of her arse. she's also very cool and a blast to be around........except when she's making fun of my chicken legs

Viva la Smurf! ”

“WOW such beauty in one lady my fav. SG cant wait for your next sets .... may i suggest a ROS themed one with some pink hair”

“Smurf is the most enthusiastic stripper ever. How much fun is that?”

“Smurf is beautiful and fun to talk to. Hopefully I'll get to hang out with her sometime seeing as she lives so damn close!”