Why is your flat the wrong way round? Why don't I have curry here? What is going on here? Why don't I solve some of these questions now?

The best curry I ever had was in Leicester years ago.

Ah, but the good ol' Raj on King Street is the king of South West England curry houses

I like mine extra hot

Yeah I still remember the curry I had from there, pure genius.

I think I saw that place on TV

I made such good vegan curry yesterday. Uber mild, mind, because I'm lame like that

hello, long time no chat

im hungover

i don't need to read about good currys now

i had mcdonalds last night

You don't need to log in for either of these so direct links. One and two. I've no idea if you'll cover it, but if there's anything you need from this week's newspapers, give me a shout. (Online text access to everything).

you do realise I'm now going to have to traipse back down to London to experience said...

what a tragedy

I have been considering phoning you for sick cleaning tips.

Cider and me - not so good.

I feel like I must explore this place now!!!

miam miam