"I peed in her house. And maybe farted. I can't remember."

"She is, in fact, the bomb. Of this there can be no debate."

"Siv is intelligent, attractive, interesting and fun. She has personality to burn, and I really like her."

"Wow. Gruyere cheese aged in a cave is AWESOME! So delicious!

What? This isn't a testimonial for Trader Joe's cheese? It's for Siv?

Oh. Well Siv is pretty fucking cool. And she'd REALLY like Trader Joe's cave-aged Gruyere. Yep."

"Don't get between her and her food. Yowza."

"Holy crap, this chick is full of awesome!"

"Siv is one of the first people I had the pleasure of meeting from SG in person. She is smart, hysterically funny, and really just makes a girl feel at ease in her presence. She also has a really sexy voice."

"PRETTY AND FUNNY LADY, ALWAYS ENJOY THE VIDS"

"Absoutly love Siv!"

"You know, by some bizarre circumstance, I don't think i've ever seen one of Siv's sets? Ever. I just come here for the video blogs. They make my day."

"She's an ass kicking dancing machine."

"I accidentally posted a comment in the testimonial place ... I'm still not used to this new site design."

"I love how you make my day better by making me laugh with your videos."

"Siv brings technicolor to a black and white world."