You badass you.

i danced in a worried flurry.

yeah, though that didn't work on the bbq for shit

maybe i can take some. it would help to have a dentist friend. there's an old one in my pics. i can show you more failures i have stashed in case they can be glued back in. just fyi, that crown glue they sell at drugstores doesn't work worth a damn.

I'm sick to death of cold knees and I live in very warm climate.

I'm so tired of winter

On the upside, I have now perfected full opposite-lock powerslides with a three ton/ six-seat, 23 foot long truck.

Entertainment, thy name is winter - especially with 600 lb-ft of torque.

Do they sell those a la carte?

Fantastic new profile picture, by the by.

oooo fancy new fooo-toooo

hmmm...cold toes vs itchy nose is a tough call. Claratin vs. Fluffy socks....

Oh, amen to that, sister. But there comes a time for some when the reality of what is is better than the fantasy of what could be. It may sound harsh or depressing, but it can be pretty wonderful. Life is filled with wonder, whether you're swimming in the doldrums or Lake Como. We get to decide which wonder is for us.

I totally stole some of that and put it on facebook. I'm a slut for my own quotes.