Hah! I've seen several of your videos, and I must say, I absolutely love your demeanor in them. You're pretty damn funny and you carry yourself in an amusing way. There is a gym-teacher-esque look about the new 'do, I'm afraid to tell you. Still though, you look hot, so it matters little your hairstyle.

yr videos are always the best. the seemingly random edits i love.

Hats.

Get 'em.

I can't stand Chuck Klosterman.

Klosterman is worse by far because he actually thinks he's cool.

1. I thought Catherine Keener was pretty hot when she had that curly hair in that movie about ... monkeys?
2. A young Meg Ryan.
3. Molly Ringwald in the '90s.
4. That French-Israeli singer Yael Naim.
5. Anne Archer totally had curly hair in that movie about ... presidential monkeys? fine whatever I give up

why do I suddenly feel like running laps and climbing a rope in short shorts and sneakers?



what is a...hockey?

rawr! hulk boobs! or..surprise.

chucky cheese. fuckin rat ruined my fourth birthday party.

do you play...hockey? do ponies play hockey? they should. polo on ice! or wait water polo...but that's not the same, right. water polo makes no sense. how would you even see the little ball to hit it under the water?

I dunno. I'm supposed to be using my lunch break for nap time.


*snooze*

Feliz Navidad to you too.
I think the curly hair works for ya.
You don't look like any gym teacher I ever had.

I tried really hard not to enjoy it, but the elephant bit broke me.

awww i think it's cute. and your surprise boobs face is HILARIOUS!
as for celebrity curls, you need to go here. granted, most of them are pretty C-list.

did you say pony? ride it. you kind of have young housewife who doesn't want housewife hair hair now. will it eventually relax?

Fairly well amused.
I'm not familiar with Chuck Klosterman. so Pala- Palahni- Smith by default. But I always end-up wanting to duel with every Chuck I meet for some reason. Funny aside: My parents almost named me Charles.

The haircut. I won't lie. It's boyish. Not boyish enough to make me re-evaluate things I thought I'd decided about myself in college but...
At least you're in the heart of cute country. Oh wait, boobs!

And sorry about the opium den thing. I wuz sobr.

all I heard was bitch bitch bitch... but I did find out you had boobs and can sing
oh and the hairdresser is a bigger asshole than Chuck Palalalalalanuik... he at least wrote fight club and snuff

I think the hair looks cute. I'm also a fan of IBTs. Double-bonus.

June has passed. Why aren't we married yet?

You know what I just noticed?

You have really pretty eyes...also, an elephant.

...

Sleep.
I need it.

LOL