i wished you lived closer. i would make you talk in that voice all the time.

I love the way Hemingway writes, I just never liked any of his stories. Perhaps a choose your own Hemingway adventure is just what this cat needs.

I found your general appearance to be within acceptable levels of foxitude.

I think it is fun to think of what other inappropriate invitations could be had.



Dear Siv McLastnamenbørg,

We are happy to report that your application for a mortgage has been approved, and that your loan officer, Jimmy Randlehousen would like to extend you a invitation for prosciutto crostini and PBR at his place on Friday night!

Sincerely,

Jimmy Randlehousen
Maryland Bank & Trust

You don't look sick. I'd certainly still snuggle with you.

I was sickest during my 20s. Most of it was the result of allergies fucking with my immune system.

Have you ever read Joyce's love letters to his wife? Pretty good stuff.

Hope you feel better soon.

homemade salsa!? what what.
you have the best video blogs ever.
get well soon! my thoughts are with you.

Yes. I miss having a snuggle partner.

I want to become a doctor just so I can use that pickup line...
So yeah, your tests are negative, wanna come over to my place? with the

It's good to see you're feeling better.

First, congratulations on being AIDS free and (almost as important) getting free tests!
Gym or no you're still adorable at 96. I know what I'm talking about here. I often cruise the retirement homes for spry ones like you, to no avail.

With the symptoms you presented earlier it seems like a cardio consult is a good idea. But on monday you tell that cath jockey that if there's anything wrong, he better find it (and fix it!) or else he'll wake up to find thousands of angry SG folk on his lawn by tuesday.

Feel better.

I laughed, I cried then I realized I was watching an old episode of Simon and Simon.

VEIN ASPLODE IN TEH FASE!!!

actually I first thought you said "exploitated" yes! Veinsploitation films! the latest in medical drama.


aint motorcycles freekin' awesome? I could gush forever about it. I am an everlasting well of motorcycle enthusiasm. Didn't get to ride much this weekend though...work....and rain.

vermouth? by itself? ek.

B! Brandy! I choose the Brandy....

so yeah....I've got a swimming pool....and a motorcyclel; you should totally hang out...wait....have you had your Hepatatis/TB/Avian Flu/Gonasyphaherpeles tests done yet? not that the invitation in any way hinges on those things...I'm just conversating.


also. I hope you feel better...all the way to "good"...if not "excellent to the point of raucous"...and soon.

You may be feeling like 96 but gym visitation issues notwithstanding, you definitely ain't lookin' it.


Hope things turn around and you get a handle on the problem soon...

I utterly hate spiders. Living in a old house really makes for wars against them too.

We validate parking. With frottage!

hope everything goes well today. *fingers, toes, and eyes crossed for luck*