No thanks, I reserve judgment for sexy parties.

So, you get stoned every day?

I don't do drugs personally.

10/31 is the realness.

You're better than me, then. I have no enthusiasm for either.

But it's my wedding anniversary, jerk.

ZOMG WHY DO YOU HATE THE EARTH?!

Drat, and I was so going to buy you a bong made out of recycled lumberjack skulls. Fuck.

I'll give you a panic attack... please? I get them sometimes and would really like to pawn them off.

I'm just glad that they're so close together. I'd hate to face an army of hippies with all of their short-term memory intact when I say "plastic please". I'd have to throttle myself with the damn bag (Recycle!) to avoid the whole "Do you know how long it takes for that to biodegrade!?" bit. Damn hippies.

I haven't smoked pot for 14 years. It was good to me at first, but at the end it just made me tired and stupid.

4/20 is a stupid day... PERIOD!

yeah...pot gives me hayfever...and so do some trees.

trees also fall on my house in swoonning fits during wind storms. stoopid trees.

I require myself to be in bed by 4:19 a.m. so that I'm sure to not run into any people needlessly 'Woo-Hoo!!!'-ing