SuicideGirl: Siv
suicidegirl

Siv laughs not last, but loudest!!!

I’m private
 
APRIL 5, 2008 @ 09:53 AM

omg selling stuff on the internet is tiring.

just imagining how long it's going to take me to type all those captions makes me want to sink back into my fluffy saturday morning pillow and hit life-snooze.


LOOK HOW TUCKERED! also, a refreshing reminder of all the freckles and oddities my no-makeup face has which get blasted out by high-contrast video. drink deep of the reality.

edit: you know where i've seen that face before? i'll tell you. on cats. that thing where they get just the tip of their tounge out thar. ha!

here is a link to my stuff. which you actually can't buy yet because i dont know how much to charge for anything. i may just mail it to random people for free. surprise. i'm going to add more photos to that later. i have about sixty billion little black dresses to vend. :/ for the curious, i am 5'9" and 35-27-38. hell yes that's a trunk...and it containeth "un peu de junque." that's so you know if you can fit in things.

buy my stuff!!!!! or don't

oh aaand there isn't a thread yet. because i have more clothes to upload. but you can look at the album. oh yes.

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lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 05, 2008 10:00 AM

schew-shhh-hoo-shhhh

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
that's the sound of the scratch record break in "Baby's Got Back" -- it helps is you make the lil back and forth hand motion like you're "air" scratching.

NotoriousCAT

NotoriousCAT

Atlanta, GA
January 2004

APR 05, 2008 10:17 AM

am i a dunce for not being able to find your sales thread in SGSales? confused

tastycorpse666

tastycorpse666

Port Lavaca, TX
November 2006

APR 05, 2008 10:27 AM

There is a picture of you in the group of your wares, does that mean you can be purchased? I have a 5' 9" place on my wall that would be perfect. You just have to stand really still whenever anyone is in the room.

Faye

Faye

Toronto, ON
October 2004

APR 05, 2008 10:30 AM

Haha shush, I'm in love with your hair. The secret to my hair is tons of time and lots of hairspray haha. Probably not that great of an idea if you think about how flammable it probably is after all that.

I lived in Montreal for about three years, I picked up a little bit of french but I never speak it because my grammar is HORRIBLE. And in order to fully understand someone they have to speak slower to me, not like retard slow but French people seem to talk at lightening speeds most of the time (to my ears at least)

Why do you ask miss?

2Shadowland

2Shadowland

Belgium
September 2005

APR 05, 2008 10:55 AM

I liked your freckles & you look like a cat miao!! miao!! miao!! miao!! funny face

g_whiz

g_whiz

Hollywood, FL
October 2004

APR 05, 2008 11:57 AM

mmm.. reality. You are a tall, well proportioned drink of water m'lady. Even if I do love big butts and I can not lie.

Sorry I didn't get yer thing done. Or pay attention to the fact that it had already been done for that matter.



catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

APR 05, 2008 12:03 PM

catgirl

None of it's really my style (or size), but out of curiosity, are the panties worn? biggrin

Volkov

Volkov

Austin, TX
OLD SKOOL

APR 05, 2008 03:27 PM

I don't think any of your clothes would fit me.

that red knit hat is really cute though...maybe I can gift it......


D_E_Nugent

D_E_Nugent

I'm lost
May 2006

APR 05, 2008 06:49 PM

I've been re-(de?)punked!
Good stuff there but I don't know any ladies with your measurements. None that would accept the the gift of sexy undergarments at least. Sigh...

Anywho, will there be any items that non-creepy, non-japanese men could use or is this just a spring cleaning of your non-closet kinda sale?

Estrada

Estrada

University Place, WA
OLD SKOOL

APR 05, 2008 08:31 PM

I think that your trunk has the right amount of junk in it to give Fred Sanford a heart attack of joy.

Maibey

Maibey

Houston, TX
February 2005

APR 06, 2008 03:41 PM

Personally, Pour Some Sugar on Me is my favorite karaoke song, but Baby Got Back has its merits.

quietlythere

quietlythere

King Of Prussia, PA
June 2004

APR 06, 2008 04:05 PM

Freckles rock!!! wink

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 06, 2008 05:53 PM

You make me cackle. With glee, even.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 06, 2008 07:48 PM

You should also join this little group. Forthwith, even.

You know, as a way to network with other big stars and starfuckers.

Volkov

Volkov

Austin, TX
OLD SKOOL

APR 07, 2008 04:51 PM

your impeccable taste certainly is a factor, as is your mad skillz with shutter and lens contraptions. besides you were the one that got me started on the subject of favorites. smile

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