Woo hoo! You've traded in the retro glamour of 56K for the wonders of broadband!

And since I'm also awake this early, I reserve the right to make the following entendre-laded semi-appropriate comments:

1) Hey, if I was an airport security screener, I'd certainly "randomly" select you for a full-on spread-eagle search, but at least I'd buy you dinner first.

2) And describing yourself as a "backdoor terrorist" is dangerous to my blood pressure.

Who in their right mind wouldn't want to "randomly search" you

With the return of broadband comes a resurgence in rampant journal abuse. If anyone can make you regret not having 56k, it'll be me.

Now I really need to think of an excuse for my poor spelling, spacing and grammar. Um...hey, I had to give up cable internet for...uh...the telegram. Stop.

And the phrase "better self-editor" makes me start thinking of Gilbert and Sullivan.

No, not so much a fight with the girlfriend as a weekend filled with low-level hostility that flared up into breakdowns in diplomatic relations. Yes, I have a relationship that I can metaphorically compare to North and South Korea.

And alas, she wasn't creative enough to use a singing gorilla telegram. *sigh*

Remember how there were two Voltrons? The one with the lion robots and the one with the spaceships? What was the deal there? And remember Silverhawks and Thundercats? They were the exact same thing except one had cats and one had... well, hawks (in space).

I'm so glad Uncognitive went ahead with those off-colour remarks. No I'm not: the bastard took the words out of my mouth. You can tell from the dampness.

Do you come on to other peoples' "friends"? Do you commit acts of backdoor terrorism on them? Because I bet that would be appreciated. I'd appreciate it, anyway.

My brother was heading to California a year and a half ago for a jazz conference thingy and they questioned him for an hour in a private room. He had a freakin' double-bass in a flight case as his main piece of luggage, which he tried to get them to let him play for them so they'd see how remarkably unexplosive it was. But they wouldn't let him--they were intent on getting him to crack and admit that he was going to hijack and/or blow up the plane because his last name is Hindu and the Hindus were feeling really left out of the world terrorism scene at the time.

erm, i'm with Uncognitive on this one...

*salacious wink*

i dont understand what there lookin for back there anyways, the odds of a "backdoor" terrorist are unlikley i mean if you were on a pane and someone stood up and stuck there hand up there ass fiddling for things, it would be a lil noticeable. wow come to think about it that might make plane travel more interesting, ok new plan, lets hire people to stick there hand up there ass and lets guess what there gonna pull out as a new airplane game, its called, "backdoor suprise" and its catching on quick.........

Lets see. There is a hot chick. Lets pat her down.

That whole double X chromosome thing, pale skin, and being cute is probably why.

I, on the other hand, have a full beard, dusky complextion and am too obvious to be a terrorist.

as has been said before you would certainly be randomly selected by me. Was gonna say something that would be cheesier than brie, but decided against that.

I think it's probably because you're a blue-eyed white chick and they're trying to prove that they don't only search the middle-eastern men.

Hey, what's the deal with your now-you-see-'em-now-you-don't clavicle key tattoos?

Siv... do you fly alone a lot? or buy one way tickets? They check that.

it is the dark hair
that is why they always pull me out
right?
right?
RIght!

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