Knife Play

DATE: Aug 22, 2004   PHOTOGRAPHER: Self-shot

SICILY SAYS: “I was just loitering about the projects lookin' like a 2 dolla' whore in my trashy lingerie, as I usually do when I'm bored on an ice-cold Tuesday night, when I noticed that a nice local drug dealer had left their trailer door ajar. Out of sheer curiosity and blinding intelligence, I decided to wander on in. "hmmm", I 'hmmmed' to myself, "If I were a drug dealer where would I hide the stash?". After tearing apart the closets, drawers, mattresses, couch cushions, electrical sockets, speakers, etc... I found nothing but a knife and camera. I scowled miserably, and thought, "Well, this is just fucking swell!" and then, "...WAIT, hold up! WELL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I REALLY want to molest myself with this knife... something about that curvy blade just TURNS ME ON..." *pant pant*. being the inconspicuous gal that I am, I decided it would be best to document the whole account on someone else's camera. Needless to say there're now nudie pics of me on the internet.”