bands:

1. Hot Chip
2. Tiger Army
3. Social Distortion
4. Talking Heads
5. Man Man
6. TSOL
7. Feist
8. Sublime
9. GWAR
10. Danzig

films:

1. Super Troopers
2. Office Space
3. Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
4. Space Balls
5. The Little Mermaid
6. Forrest Gump
7. The Birdcage
8. Zoolander
9. Kids
10. The Big Lebowski

books:

1. VICE
2. Wit
3. The Drifters
4. The Source
5. Shantaram
6. Smack
7. How to Walk in High Heels
8. The World According to Garp
9. East of Eden
10. The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz

tv shows:

1. The L Word
2. The Office
3. Scrubs
4. Weeds
5. Oz
6. Law & Order: SVU
7. Californication
8. The Discovery Channel
9. Nip/Tuck
10. Family Guy

Video Games:

1. does Tetris count? :)
2. Mortal Kombat!

 

into: stoned bike rides at night, jumping into cold lakes naked, sexy talk, french fries in my vanilla ice cream, inappropriate comments and laughter

not into: bad manners

makes me happy: cranberry juice, bubble tea, grandma's cookies, soft and pillowy comforters, shows + raves, cheeseburgers, peter griffin, loud angry music, olives, pretzels, girls running in heels, stale food

hobbies: porn and homework

5 things i can't live without: freezies, weed, sex, cheeseburgers, music

vices: not answering my phone, cereal and sarcastic comments

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: being a spazzy idiot

 

gender: SG

occupation: ball snatcher, student

current crush: Zach Braff

body mods: appendicitis

gets me hot: voyeurism, irish and scottish accents, mohawks, sarcasm

favorite position: anything that involves some smacking around

most humbling moment: daydreaming

I WANT: Booty.

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Diva.