so here i am, sitting down after my grueling ballet class* drinking my wonderful Earth Water** thinking to myself "damn, i wish i had a vegan ice cream sandwich".. mmmm

nothings really been going on.. and i havent had many photo opportunities.. unless you guys really want pictures of my organic chemistry and electricity & magnetism books - at least i can give you that.

id look to do a video, a la sash, and answer some of your questions (if you've got any). nothing is too out there.. hence my nipple tags, so don't be shy

oh yes. i cut vendetta's hair last night and it is looking fabulous. if the obstetrician thing doesn't work out, i may consider hair school

* my ballet outfit



** Earth Water. yes, i was serious.

it tastes a lot like tap water.. i therefore don't recommend it. <3

being in love is so fucking hard

i pierced my vag. its fucking hot. i cant stop staring at it. ill take pictures once its un-swollen.

last friday was the sgmtl event..... im a little late.


miss JennaLorraine and the glorious myself


JennaLorraine, Vendetta


amen.


so many drinks, so little time


i actually forgot which picture i posted just now... but im sure its something of vendetta being "sexy". its been a long night.


i dont remember this


clea was so wasted.. and so sexy


yes, i did take advantage of her


sexy ladies rubix, lee, clea and cori


i have way too many things to say about this - i wont go there


i want to jump her silly

i am WAY too tired for this. i should be out celebrating my 19 years of joyous life, but instead i am here posting pictures from a week ago. i think its because i am STILL recovering from it. fucking vendetta ALMOST had me with all her rufies.. but i successfully jumped out from her claws.
yes that made sense.
i think im also still in shock that psyko514 try to pull his "awesome moves" on me -- EXTREME FAIL.

i did manage to lose my camera twice in that day - again, vendetta's fault... and some weird creepy dude's. and i dropped my phone in the toilet. i am a danger to all electronics.

im really boring myself. goodnight <3


NOTE: it is not my birthday i just felt like saying it that way. god, you guys.

MY TAGGING RIGHTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY! wwwwwwwwhyyy??
psh. ive been tagging nicely.. it better be the new layout.

SO
here are my favorite tags:
- areola borealis
- nipples you could stack cds on
- hot like a cup of coffee on the crotch (wow)
- amish mice dancing
- i bet the cleavage is fucking amazing
- nipples like baby bottles

whoever tagged "nipples to which you tell your secrets" and "nipples to eat burnt pancakes to" really needs a new imagination. loser.

obviously... nipples like baby bottles wins.
whoevers dirty imagination this came from, contact me for your prize

now onto sexy shit.

i got eye fucked at work tonight by this 75 year old man. it was highly disturbing yet somewhat complimenting. yes, i need therapy. he left a good tip so the jew in me says it was all worth it.

psyko514 and i have decided to tagteam some bitch and donkey punch her. whos game?

i cant wait to cause some trouble at the sgmtl party tomorrow night (tonight) with miss vendetta. my camera will die from over-sex, promise. im gonna see rubix, lee, jaeci, jennalorraine, cori, shazzy, kali, tao, lunne, clea...... yay boners!

damn, i need to take some more pictures.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

i am so excited its ridiculous.

my teeth feel really really cold - its extremely uncomfortable.

also, after my lover left me this afternoon i got super bored. and so i made a little video of my pupil expanding and contracting by turning my lamp on and off.
you are so lucky i talked myself out of it posting it online.. you would have been blown away with such a pure type of boredom - it would have been life changing.

i make so much sense right now.



so before i am dragged out of my comfortable home into the 6 feet of snow outside so that i can get psyko514 laid (not with me, of course), i have decided to make a list of my favorite things.. with pictures. oh dear






























drunk girls are the best





40 minutes to catch the bus. im still naked. later.


EDIT: haha the pregnancy thing totally freaked some of you guys out. its cause i want to be an obstetrician. i am not one those girls who is going to hit on you at the bar, make you feel really special, have amazing sex with you, then surprise you by making you want to stay with me for longer than one night and a few weeks later freak you out by telling you im so happy i found you now we can have a beautiful baby together since i was born to be pregnant. negatoid.

you know what grinds my gears

when girls are fucking hot from the side but then they turn to face you and its just like wow what the fuck

fucking sucks

go show this sexy hoe some lovin
but beware: wear your hottie goggles, cause your eyes may steam up. thats right - shes that yummy.

Godiva - From Russia With Love

e^x goes to a party where a bunch of other functions are hanging out and having a good time, but e^x is just sitting in the corner looking miserable. after awhile, another function comes over to e^x and says "hey man! what are you doing over here moping? why don't you integrate yourself into the party and have a little fun?" and e^x says "i can't! i've tried integrating myself over and over and it never seems to make any difference!"