i am so excited its ridiculous.

my teeth feel really really cold - its extremely uncomfortable.

also, after my lover left me this afternoon i got super bored. and so i made a little video of my pupil expanding and contracting by turning my lamp on and off.
you are so lucky i talked myself out of it posting it online.. you would have been blown away with such a pure type of boredom - it would have been life changing.

i make so much sense right now.



so before i am dragged out of my comfortable home into the 6 feet of snow outside so that i can get psyko514 laid (not with me, of course), i have decided to make a list of my favorite things.. with pictures. oh dear






























drunk girls are the best





40 minutes to catch the bus. im still naked. later.


EDIT: haha the pregnancy thing totally freaked some of you guys out. its cause i want to be an obstetrician. i am not one those girls who is going to hit on you at the bar, make you feel really special, have amazing sex with you, then surprise you by making you want to stay with me for longer than one night and a few weeks later freak you out by telling you im so happy i found you now we can have a beautiful baby together since i was born to be pregnant. negatoid.