Cat Came Back

and:

Rejected

I'm feeling fat and sassy!

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So, HARRY POTTER then eh? I haven't read it yet so please PLEASE do not spoil it for me or I will be forced to hunt you out and shove the book into your rectum. And it's a hardback.

I went and queued for it at midnight, on the way home from the pub where some tipsy friends started threatening to read the last page of the book. One of them actually shouted out the last line! ..They paid dearly for their mistake. I've gone Harry Potter crazy for the past week, watching all of the films and recapping on the books, maybe it's all a bit sad but I figure why the fuck not, it's the last book! EVER! (Probably)

I'm really content and happy these days, probably because i've been spending more time with actual live people and not evaporating in my room. I went to Glasto, I was working as a Green Policeman, which basically meant I had to make sure people didn't piss everywhere. We got to be silly, dress up and make silly slogans to shout like 'Don't piss on the grass, or Michael Eavis will kick your arse". The piss gets washed down into the river and kills thousands of fish so we had a very serious matter of blowing whistles and chasing naughty pissers. It was really fun and I met some really nice people

So... the mud....




I have to say Glastonbury was the best festival that I've ever been to. Most people were dead nice and I love how it's about so much more than just music. I loved playing about in the craft fields and hanging out at the Stone Circle. I WISH I had taken my camera but I just assumed if I did it would end up getting damaged, which it probably would have because i'm pretty clumsy and it was so muddy. I still have the welly chaffage scars!

Straight after Glasto I went straight to Cornwall which was so nice and relaxing after the madness of Glastonbury. I didn't pack any other stuff so I had to wear my muddy stuff around but I was past caring.

Hope you're all good

I keep forgetting i'm naked on the internet!






New hair and things, sorry for the terribly camp 80's home catalogue pose.

Ach, last night I was soooo drunk. Today I am suffering, I think my brain is trying to explode out of my eyes. That's possibly the crappest description of how I feel but I am too tired to make any attempt at sounding intelligent. I think the glass fairies left a little present in my shoe last night because my foot is a bit bleedy.
It was my friends birthday yesterday so we went a-dancing. I think it was fun, but I can't really be sure.

I haven't logged on to suicide girls in a bloody long time have I? rhetoricalllll. I was meant to be doing another set wasn't I? I get distracted easily. I forgot how awful my profile picture is but I will probably get too distracted to take a new one.

I am meant to be packing everything up today to leave Leicester, but i'll probably finish writing this and go back to sleep which is definitely not sensible but there's no point in trying to resist because i will FAIL. Dismally. I am saying bye to Leicester and going home FOREVER. I guess it's not actually forever, it's not like there's a massive electric fence around Kent which will mean I can never leave. I think i'm still drunk and this post makes me sound like a moron.


I am addicted to Harvey Birdman. Ha Ha Ha .....Loins.

It is summer! Yellow! Hungover! Bye!


Ha Ha Ha... Excitable.

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I'm not deadddd!

I've had an amazing few months in which I hacked a lot of my hair off (not in a mental Britney Spears type way), dressed up as Luigi and a butterfly, received lots of money, had shit loads of fun with my friends and I am no longer the girl with the messiest bedroom in the world. ever.




I'm possibly planning on a new set, but it all depends on whether I can find a room in the University to steal and lock for an hour or so.

Hope you're all fan-bloody-tastic!

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I mustmustmust update because I want to get rid of that dreadful and whiney last entry. I'm really not always grumpy, I just tend to update when i'm being arsey.

I gave in and bought myself a MacBook Pro *squuuueal* I love it, even though I can't get the bastard wireless to work. It's ok though, because I now have a JOB! A job which I almost convinced myself to quit after a week so I could have more 'time to write', even though i've had allllll the time in the world for months now and I haven't written a pissing word! (I need to stop swearing). All my creativity seems to have dripped out of my ears or something.

Anyway, the job. It's mundane. It's physically knackering. It's mentally retarding. It's RETAIL! *cough* It's Miss Selfridge. It's not so bad really, I get discount.

Somebody in Leicester recognised me the other day, it's the first time that's happened. It was all a bit embarrassing actually because I was with some drunken rowdy people dressed as builders and fairies that all heard.. and I didn't know how to react, so I just grinned like a dork and went red (I suspect). Buuuut yes, Leicester people, do not be afraid! Send me a message or something, we can be real-life friends!

I'm off for a sneaky roll-up, shhh.

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I'm too lazy to try and make friends these days.

Hi.

I'm on an emotional fucking rollercoaster lately, it's bizarre.

My friend's are being so amazing, I've been having lots of fun consuming many times the recommended daily allowance of alcohol with them. It's a shame I don't get to see them as much as i'd like because they're all sensible and have JOBS and such. Boo.




My best friend and I, honestly, she's fucking wicked.

I went and saw an exhibition at Earls Court the other day called 'Bodies'. Basically there were a lot of corpses. It was very scientific rather than just..shocking, like the crazy German guy that hacks people up on TV. It was really interesting and amazing at how complicated the human body is. Although most of the time I was giggling at the penis' because they seemed to get smaller as we went along.

I have been suffering from extreme boredom lately, when I haven't been boozed up or looking at corpses anyway. I've been playing 3-D SEX VILLA today, which has been quite amusing! I've been sticking cucumbers up ladies bums and shooting sperm at them. I fingered this lovely young lady:




Mahaha, the novelty is starting to wear off though.

Oh yeah, new hair again:




I'm going back to Leicester and University again soon, I really really can't wait.

Hope you're all good.

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