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I guess that twinkle in your eye was just a twinkle in your eye...
My sexy is all the way right again. Phew!
My sexy is all the way right again. Phew!
Super Bowl Sunday:
*Got to my sister's house at about 4, poured myself a Screwdriver and settled in with some wings and meatballs. Lookin good so far.
*Two Mimosas later and its time to switch to beer. A lot of beer. Prince's halftime show was all that is rad. I love that man.
*Second-half: time for the drinking games to begin. I forget what its called, but its the one where you pour beer into a cup inside of a bucket and try not to sink the cup. I only sank the cup once, but then someone bet me I couldn't chug the whole bucket in less than five minutes. I made 20 bucks
I'm tiny but don't ever doubt that I can drink like a 300 lb man.
*Last quarter: Good and buzzed. And fully irritated that my lover had not called at halftime as planned. Talked with sister about it and made the decision to end it.
Hop in my car, ring the boy, leave (most likely incoherent and drunken) message that its over, and head home.
*Home: Roommate is heading out to Grumpy's to sing karaoke. Should go to bed but roll with roommate instead. Sing "She-bop" and make ass out of self. Ate tater-tots, drank more beer, made Maitai drive down and take me home.
*Wake up at 4 in the morning to wretched heartburn. Contemplate quitting my job. Go back to sleep.
Super bowl sunday is my favorite holiday.
Oh, and this is a video one of the guy's from the tattoo convention in Wisconsin made....enjoy
*Got to my sister's house at about 4, poured myself a Screwdriver and settled in with some wings and meatballs. Lookin good so far.
*Two Mimosas later and its time to switch to beer. A lot of beer. Prince's halftime show was all that is rad. I love that man.
*Second-half: time for the drinking games to begin. I forget what its called, but its the one where you pour beer into a cup inside of a bucket and try not to sink the cup. I only sank the cup once, but then someone bet me I couldn't chug the whole bucket in less than five minutes. I made 20 bucks
I'm tiny but don't ever doubt that I can drink like a 300 lb man. *Last quarter: Good and buzzed. And fully irritated that my lover had not called at halftime as planned. Talked with sister about it and made the decision to end it.
Hop in my car, ring the boy, leave (most likely incoherent and drunken) message that its over, and head home.
*Home: Roommate is heading out to Grumpy's to sing karaoke. Should go to bed but roll with roommate instead. Sing "She-bop" and make ass out of self. Ate tater-tots, drank more beer, made Maitai drive down and take me home.
*Wake up at 4 in the morning to wretched heartburn. Contemplate quitting my job. Go back to sleep.
Super bowl sunday is my favorite holiday.
Oh, and this is a video one of the guy's from the tattoo convention in Wisconsin made....enjoy
I will begin with this:
And then send youhere to read and enjoy.
I have a wetnap from Hooters in LaCrosse, WI that says "Indecision is the key to flexibility."
I loved it!
And then send youhere to read and enjoy.
I have a wetnap from Hooters in LaCrosse, WI that says "Indecision is the key to flexibility."
I loved it!
A big, giant thank you to Fractal for a crazy fun weekend.
I am a trainwreck today. Gimme a minute...
I am a trainwreck today. Gimme a minute...
Fuck you Vermont! Fuck you RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!!!
WHY COME YOU DON'T HAVE A TATTOO?
(and for all you tards that haven't seen Idiocracy, GO.)
I'm sorry I yelled.
WHY COME YOU DON'T HAVE A TATTOO?
(and for all you tards that haven't seen Idiocracy, GO.)
I'm sorry I yelled.
It hurts.
But it felt sooo good.
12 straight hours of drinkin and I can feel it in my toes.
Oh yeah, I'm so excited for this weekend.
Learn about it and be there.
But it felt sooo good.
12 straight hours of drinkin and I can feel it in my toes.
Oh yeah, I'm so excited for this weekend.
Learn about it and be there.
