Things about my retail job that are driving me fucking crazy! So I thought I'd share them with you

1) Stop trying to use your damn credit/debit card before I have even scanned your first item! It screws with my machine and if you're approving everything before you know what the charges are, how do you know I'm not ripping you off?! Just wait the 2 damn minutes until I'm done!

2) Do not wave shit in my face! Don't put your shopping list, products, your card or ID in my face...it's called personal space; how would you like it if I did it to you?! If I need to see whatever is in your hand I can see it from a few inches away and I'll ask, thanks!

3) Don't throw shit at me! There is no reason you can't nicely hand me your products or set them on the counter. And tossing money at me is just rude! Am I on a pole right now?! Then fuck off and stop treating me like a stripper!

4) Anything that has to do with your prepaid phone...I don't give a crap that you buy your minutes at my store because it makes me no money and wastes my time. You're not a "paying customer" and no, I'm not going to do it for you because you're too dumb or lazy to deal with your own account.

5) why the hell are you asking me if somewhere else has it cheaper?! Even if I did know, why the fuck would I lose money on a sale by telling you where else to go?!

6). Anyone who comes to the register and says "I'm in a hurry". Really? Well, I'm not, maybe you should've budgeted your time a little better today. Saying this will almost always result in me taking my sweet time because it tells me that you obviously think you're time is more important than mine, so important in fact, that it's ok to be rude.

7) Anyone who let's their little trolls (aka "children") run around being loud and destroying property; if you can't figure out how to keep control of a toddler then you have NO business having children!

There might be more, but these are the big ones...Sometimes I really hate people; I think I need to get out more!

Anyone who is artistically gifted, please help!!! I really want to get a Phoenix side piece for my birthday in a few months, but I can't find any designs I like. Ainslie actually has one pretty close to what I want, but with more of an Eagle's head and the wings more like 1/3 up instead of all the way down (or up, of course)...I like the idea of regular wings and a tail like she has, but with a better transition to fire on the tips and the end of the tail actually being fire...like it's rising from it and is still part fire, you know? I have been searching for months!
Thank you a million times in advance if you can help me!!!

My usual blogging schedule has been interrupted due to a terrible injustice!! Vyro has a set in MR right now that is amazing and is not getting the love it deserves! She is such a great lady and Hildreth is an AWESOME photographer! I just don't understand how it could only be around the 90% range?! Please go send her some love!!! I know a lot of my friends on here are very generous with their kind words and comments and her set deserves them!
Vyro-Vanity Affair

Holy Shit! Best Show Ever! . I am so beat up from my time in the pit, but goddamn, Rammstein knows how to put on a good show! I would say that's probably the best show I have ever been to...even better than KISS. I'll put up some of the pictures and videos I was able to take once I get them edited a bit. Now it's time to drive down from Tacoma to Grants Pass...that'll be around 7 hours, bummer.

Woo Hoo! My set Morning Glow was just bought today! So make sure to log on on the 23rd to see me on the Front Page! Thank you so much to everyone that gave me nice comments and thanks especially to my friends who put me in their blogs, I'm sure that helped.
On that note, I'm taking down my my first set Fur Lined. I know that one isn't going to leave MR and I have another one shot by Lorelei coming out on the 1st so I think it's time. Let me know if any of you guys want prints from it because I'd be happy to work something out.

So The Kills...SUPER good show! When you watch them interact it's hard to believe they're not sleeping together at least; very sexy! And for just being 2 people they are really entertaining! If you get the chance, go watch them live!
Next time will be an update of the Rammstein concert this Sunday!

I really need a vacation...luckily for me next week is concerts week! Yay!
Tuesday the 10th will be seeing The Kills in Portland! And their new album is awesome, go listen if you haven't already! Nail in my Coffin is particularly good


And then, Sunday the 15th is Rammstein at the Tacoma Dome! There is no doubt in my mind that it will be one of the best shows I have ever seen! I mean, have you seen their pyrotechnics?! And we have tickets for the floor...I have no problem throwing some boney elbows to get right up to the stage.


WOO HOO!

And tomorrow my little kitteh can finally get her tube taken out and get her cone of shame off...hopefully. Poor thing! But, that will teach her to go over to the neighbor's and piss off their cats.

In a large response to a previous announcement I want to propose a... petition? Probably not the right word, but the same concept. There are a couple hopefuls that come to mind here...Hexxus, Mere and Bitten...to name a few, that have been hopefuls for AGES! Mere and Bitten have had most of their sets shot by staff photographers and the pictures are all great quality, yet they are not chosen to be SGs. I want to know if there is a way to petition the staff (or someone, anyone) for a resolution.
I understand that not everyone can be an SG and I really do understand that sometimes us girls just don't have the "look" you are going for with the site, and I've made peace with that, as I'm sure many other girls have...but PLEASE, if you know that you are NEVER going to make a girl an SG, just say so! All you have to do is write a simple message that says "We're sorry, but you're not what we're looking for, thanks for applying" or something like that! Or, if the look is fine, but there is something you don't like about the pics, then a quick little message saying what needs to be improved should be sent (lighting is bad, needs to be ___, your poses make you look ___ so try something else, pics look blurry, etc). I feel just awful to see lovely ladies try half a dozen times to become an SG and it never happens and they don't know why!

I have decided that being the boss is crappy! Most of the time it was just a non-stop pain in my ass! In addition to making sure everyone is on top of what they're supposed to be doing I have my usual work and all the pesky manager stuff like shipments, visuals, and the best ever, shitty customers! I mean seriously, who honestly believes they can bring a used item back into a store, after the 30 day return period, and get cash back?! So when I kindly explain that I cannot do this he flips out and tells me he going to have his friends rob us...lovely! . Yea, twice the work for the same pay and with only about 3/4 of necessary info= crap! Lol SO happy my boss was only gone for the weekend!

It's done! I have a bag with about 12 inches of hair in it waiting to be sent to Locks Of Love! I hope that it's going to work out and make some child happy...I thought I had nice hair so I hope they do to. I'll have to get some pictures up soon!
Hope everyone is looking forward to a wonderful weekend! I'll be working the whole time since my manager has the weekend off, but that means I'll get to be the boss so hopefully it will go nicely! (Please don't let anything horrid happen with any customers or my co-workers!!)
Have a nice night everyone!

I've got it!!! I'm going to get my hair cut to look like Posh's hair from her Violaceous set...or like Elisha Cuthbert! But definitely one of those!