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Second, you asked for it! So here are my top 5 favorite responses for why people won't donate to help Japan:
And now, for a few stories about stupid shit I have to put up with at work...
And last, I lave you with a bit of my work entertainment. This comes from an OHSA Safety Paper we all had to read and sign-off on called "Beware the Tiger" that says "Safety rules were written with the splinters of human bones dipped in human blood" (No, not joking) Most is a ridiculous story about the "origins" of safety rules, but the last paragraph is priceless!
"In the event that an accident should befall you, it is conceivable that the person that the Company has to train
to take your job will be a better worker than you or that the person your widow marries will be a better person than you; or that your children's stepparent will be better for them than you. But-why put it to a test? The person who gains the most by following a safety rule is you!"
It took my a LONG time to stop laughing and making jokes about this with my manager...I was almost in tears. 
Hope you enjoy.
APR 14, 2011 09:40 PM
I am SO glad i don't have to deal with the public at work any more (I was a waiter for almost 10 years- I know how fucked up people can be).
Make sure you follow those safety rules!!! 
APR 14, 2011 09:45 PM
APR 14, 2011 09:47 PM
APR 14, 2011 10:00 PM
hiya hun , huggles .
Thanx for the update , those are some pretty bizarre response to the donating to Japan relief fund.
The parents with the two children are lucky you or your manger didnt call children services , it sounds to me like their parents let them do whatever they want , regardless of how dangerous .Oh and as to the OSHA think I have a Osha one similar it reads " To whom it may concern .The Occupational Safety & Health Administration(OSHA) has determined that the maxium safe load capacity on my butt is 2 persons at a time-unless I install handrails or safety strap.As you have arrived 6 th in line to ride my ass today , please take a number and wait your turn "
Another along the same lines but not a so called OSHA warning is " If you are gonna ride my ass , at least pull my hair "
Have fun till laters 
APR 14, 2011 10:43 PM
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APR 14, 2011 11:56 PM
nom nom 
APR 15, 2011 12:09 AM
APR 15, 2011 04:48 AM
the sleep tattoo? thats the problem i was having..how do you do it?
so...i got some wicked song lyrics to do on my ribs as they wont fit on my sleeve...so, not the ink i wanted, but thats the story of my life...everything gets distracted and something else pops up...meh.
so suri came up with the patron saint of sleep idea..which i LOVE, i'm not religious in ANY respect, but it fascinates me...that humans can look to something imaginary for guidance...and that it can become and indeed has become sooo massive! anyway, i digress 
but i also love religious art and iconography...it's just amazing...so...the patron saint idea is a winner...BUT...i already have something on my right shoulder i have to work around, so it wont fit under there...so it'll have to be 'banked' for now. gah...frustrating!! lol
anyway...hope you're well
x
APR 15, 2011 05:20 AM
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APR 15, 2011 11:00 AM
Thanks! And yes, of course you can use it... royalty free, even.
APR 15, 2011 11:06 AM
Ha! I take it your stuck in retail too! Sucks huh? We should chat sometime and swap stories.
Entertaining read though...
APR 15, 2011 04:23 PM
APR 15, 2011 06:09 PM
We're going to the Gold Coast
I LOVE your new set by the way, hotdamn, so pretty!
Great job lady
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