into: Geekiness, reading, knitting, activism, sex (obviously), old school gaming (none of this FPS, give me a fucking white house and grue attacks), studying masochistically and devotedly. I want to be Asia Carrera when I grow up.

makes me happy: Why on earth is this differentiated from 'what gets me hot'? A little too closely intertwined for any bright distinctions. yo.

makes me sad: Strongbad 'improving' my dragon.

vices: Shulgin-approved innovation. Contact juggling. Roughness and duplicity. The realization that I cannot conceive of any ideas that are not pre-determined constructs. Living my life, just in spite. Drowning myself in theory to the point of sleeplessness. Which brings us full circle to the Shulgin.

occupation: Deciding: The lady or the tiger?

why i did sg: Beauty will be CONVULSIVE or it will not be at all. - Andre Breton

current crush: Breaking onto the shore, in fabulous waves and eddys.

stats: Are useless.

body mods: No tattoos (I'm paranoid about my own capriciousness); 12 ga nipple piercing, 12 ga vertical hood and 14ga vertical labret.

gets me hot: Manners. Being taken out for dinner. Being taken out to break the law. Being taken. Passivity. Alternatively, answering doors naked, fucking in hallways, and the smell of the neck of a man. The hoarseness and exhaustion in a voice, post-sex, that cannot be found in any other conversation. Fantasies, fulfilled after years of machination. Resigning myself to hypotheticals and the liberating moment of action. My own, physical and complete copy of the Oxford English dictionary.

favorite position: Defense/offense. Making sex a war.

fantasy: Noam Chomsky, a hot tub, a bowl of cherries and a handle of Courvoisier... with Sexy Results (tm)(r)(k).

sign: 'There are tripping hazards.' - Portland Chinese Gardens.

most humbling moment: 2nd grade. We were learning cursive and I didn't know how to write an 'x'. The teacher wrote my method on the board, and all of the other students started laughing. I wanted to cry. "Oh, don't be sad," said the teacher. "They're not laughing AT you, they're laughing WITH you." Well, lady, it's been thirteen years and I still remember the exact details! Mmm, well maybe that was more 'traumatizing' than 'humbling'.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Goth, Hippy, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Raver, Geek, Fetish