SuicideGirl: Scylla
suicidegirl

Scylla is not

I’m private
 
JULY 23, 2003 @ 11:59 PM


God, there are some obnoxious-ass kids going to my school next year. I'm trying to be nice to them by answering their questions, but JESUS, some of them... they keep msging me and whinging about what hot indie fucks they are. Guys like these, I want to sexually proposition, just so that I can get them into the position of being naked with an erection. And then I would kick them in the nuts. And LAUGH. Hard.

Actually, I want to do that to a lot of people. Maybe I'll start. Around... NOW. *kick*

"How positively delightful! It's as if somebody STABBED Mr. Bubbles!"

... in BED...

Favorite Family Guy moments. When Stewie sings Rocket Man. EVERY reaction shot of Brian coked up in The Thin White Line.

I have to redye my hair black again. Because my manager is exquisitely paranoid. And it's already goddamn black. Meh. That's what I say.

Oh! My AWESOME WONDERHOMIE Alice emailed me about this page...

"formula i just made up for winning the jealousy/admiration/masturbation of one's audience:

(photogenic abilities) x (smarts) x ('tudinality) = success

that clocks you in at roughly a million bazillion. way to be hotter than the rest of the universe."

I love my homies more than I love Jesus Christ. And considering how skillfully he gives blowjobs, that's QUITE a feat.

And to clarify... I don't *really* think Cube 2 is good. Just in case anyone was worried about me. ooo aaa EL SUICIDO LOCO

I also just wanted to mention something I'd completely forgotten about... this may I was tripping on shrooms and surrounded by loud fireworks and big glowing lightsticks when I got pelted with a bunch of dead white squid.

That was disturbing. The end.

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mingusdew

mingusdew

Tempe, AZ
April 2003

JUL 24, 2003 12:24 AM

"I NEED AN ADULT!!!!"

...and "cube" are you referring to Timecube Guy?
www.timecube.com

[Edited on Jul 24, 2003]
hopefully it works now dammit.

[Edited on Jul 24, 2003]

fenris23

fenris23

Vancouver, BC
February 2003

JUL 24, 2003 12:49 AM

"Lets hope Osama bin Laden doesn't know show tunes."

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

JUL 24, 2003 04:02 AM

Ok, so I think this leaves me as the only fan of that movie. Way to abandon me.

But yeah, Jesus DOES suck a mean dick.

Sarc

Sarc

Cincinnati, OH
December 2002

JUL 24, 2003 04:24 AM

Hmm.. Watchmen. I'm not sure what to think of it, yet. I may have to read it again to formulate a concrete opinion. I will admit the last chapter is a mind-bender, though. Wow.

Nice USB necklace. smile

Lucky105

Lucky105

I'm lost
June 2003

JUL 24, 2003 05:03 AM

You are a fucking riot. biggrin

ryman

ryman

United Kingdom
December 2002

JUL 24, 2003 08:59 AM

yikes...
I think you rock the world.
xxxxx r

Bathory

Bathory

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

JUL 24, 2003 09:28 AM

mmm dead white squid.

its not the kind of adoption you think. you adopt wild animals to help protect them in the wild. its great!

and...and THANKS! smile

RxQueen

RxQueen

New York, NY
March 2003

JUL 24, 2003 09:59 AM

yeah my name is from the deftones song.
yr comment ROCKED!!
i'm still laughing over that.
oh how i adore the family guy love
my tv is broken, so for a while ALL i watched was the family guy dvds. i'm pretty sure i know all four dvds word for word
surreal
kinda sad.
i wish stewie was real.
hope you have a good day
biggrin

freyja

freyja

I'm lost
August 2002

JUL 24, 2003 10:03 AM

ew.
squid!?
that sounds a little fishy.
*ba dum tsh*
whatever

whats up with managerial paranoia?
what happens if your hair's not black?

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 24, 2003 11:19 AM

i know the kids you're talking about. bwahaha.

purephase

purephase

Canada
November 2002

JUL 24, 2003 12:49 PM

Hmm. Noam Chomsky. Granted, I like his writings (to some degree) but he's a little on the old side.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, and the squid pelting scene is frightening. I couldn't imagine a worse trip.

Favourite Family Guy moment:
When Peter has morphing capabilities and morphs into Britney Spears. That was freakin' funny.

AntiPrincess

AntiPrincess

HOPEFUL

Manteca, CA

JUL 24, 2003 02:45 PM

Thanks so much. My current hair color is a bleach job, so I've already completed the first step. biggrin After I see how my new job feels about non-conventional hair, I'm gonna totally try that. It sounds so awesome (especially considering purple is my favorite color). And it sounds like you don't have the issues I hear most people have with those bright colors fading. That's so cool! Thanks again! kiss

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

JUL 24, 2003 03:06 PM

Yeah, so sorry for not destroying your life with my sarcastic and caustic wit. I'll get you next thread, Batman!

Super Cres!

AkiraLi

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA
March 2003

JUL 24, 2003 05:12 PM

kicking guys in the nuts when they have wood isnt funny...unless they're assholes, then its a fucking riot!

My fave family guy moment of all time has to be the neverending battle between Peter and the guy in the chicken suit! bok Classic!

a close second is when Stewie explains to his foster family how they are all responcible for the mass genocide of each other's peoples.

I was THIS close to getting stewie immortalized in my flesh about 2 years ago. biggrin


Oh, recommend some Clash stuff for me! Anything thats not on London Calling, as i already have that. Im just starting to get into them smile

[Edited on Jul 24, 2003]

johnnyfive

johnnyfive

Raleigh, NC
November 2002

JUL 24, 2003 09:37 PM

i like when brian rolls up a newspaper and smacks peter and says "no!"
you don't like hypercube?!?!?!?!

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