"Scene: Me and this gal here (we'll call her "Scout") are in a restaurant in Orange County, CA circa 1998, sitting at this massive table otherwise occupied by about a dozen bulimic high school girls. Over the course of the hour-long meal, I witnessed every one of these girls (except Scout) get up to go to the bathroom at least twice. It was absolute insanity, and for that single, solitary hour, I felt like Scout was the most well-adjusted girl in that room. She made me feel a lot less weird than I would have had I been there without her - though I'm not quite sure why I would have been there without her since they were her friends.

Beyond that, Scout's super mental in a great way, and I am genuinely looking forward to seeing her again someday soon...hopefully in person and somewhat clothed.

Love,
Jezzzza

PS: I haven't even touched on the generous loan of her Volvo, her extremely clean and very white house, or the daily visits to In and Out Burger and some Mexican place that I can't remember the name of. Classic."

"i have an incredibly unhealthy crush on scout.. i should see someone about this.."

"For as long as I can recall, hipbones have been my favourite part of the female form. Most think that all hipbones are the same, but they are not. I consider myself an expert, and Scout has lovely, lovely hipbones. They will be the wallpaper on my computer for quite sometime, like a beautiful piece of art on my desk."

"as soon as the adoption gets finalized, my wife and i will get to have our very own SG! scout will be a great addition to our famiy. your room is ready, sweetheart!"

"stunning"

"congrats to your new set! there's only only little, tiny flaw: you forgot the "t" in "sunning"!
"

"the small of the back
only as near as the nape of the neck
nothing more sweet to the taste
nothing so amorous
only to invite to slide into more delicious sweets
Solomon knew these
the aromas of fruits and trees
forests and leaves fallen
lying within, on and with...
known only to those willing to take the trip
from the nape to the small of her back,
most lovely of paths,
zen to the end, beginning..."

"One day I am going to buy this beautiful creature a drink and pick her brain."

"Paris....May 1968.

...2006: "Be Realistic, Demand the Impossible!""

"Honest, tough, beautiful, sexy, and vulnerable. I like you, Scout."

"Lovely girl!!!! She is very charming and sexy!!! "