Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I fkn love it.
I lauged my ass off for a good 10 minutes. And I'm still giggling.
Failblog is officially my new favorite thing.
Awesome.
Speaking of awesome things...


I had a great time playing grab ass that day. MadDame's butthole of love is also one of my favorite things. Nom.
It's her birthday today, you should go say hi and give her a big e-grope. She'll love it. Tell her I sent you.
Guess what's happening on the 28th? SGAU Sushi meet up! So glad my little vegetarian phase doesn't include fish. Don't ask why. It just doesn't, ok.
And then, on the 31st, I have my tattoo appointment. Woo! I'm so excited bout this one. It'll be my biggest yet. And it's custom designed. And it's awesome. And colourful. And awsome. And meaningful. And awesome. Oh, and did I mention it's going to be awesome? Oh - and I'm getting my wrists done at the same time. Pretty lil script saying "stay" and "true". You know, the whole stay true to yourself, fuck everyone else deal.
And thennnnnnnnnn at some stage after that, I'll be getting my corset piercing. Back of my thighs baby. With gorgeous black ribbon. And I'll be wearing killer heels. And I'll be gettin my naked on. That calls for one fuck off sexy photoshoot, yeah?
This song makes my heart hurt. Alot. And I can't stop listening to it.
I want to learn to play a few chords on the guitar. I can sing. All I need is some music! Mind you, you'll never hear me singing. Ever. I won't even sing in front of my hubby. Biggest fear. Random.
Do you like these little guys?
















Well, I'm makin them
And selling them
And they smell nice too. These ones are all for sale here and I also make custom ones
And if you order a custom one, you can chose between vanilla, lavender, strawberry, orange, ocean breeze, peppermint, chamomile, peach and coconut 
I'm also selling a fuckload of shoes here.
And some jewelery and hair stuff here.
So have a lil look if you want
I'm going now, but everyone should watch this...
I laugh at farts. I'm such a lady.
I lauged my ass off for a good 10 minutes. And I'm still giggling.
Failblog is officially my new favorite thing.
Awesome.
Speaking of awesome things...

I had a great time playing grab ass that day. MadDame's butthole of love is also one of my favorite things. Nom.
It's her birthday today, you should go say hi and give her a big e-grope. She'll love it. Tell her I sent you.
Guess what's happening on the 28th? SGAU Sushi meet up! So glad my little vegetarian phase doesn't include fish. Don't ask why. It just doesn't, ok.
And then, on the 31st, I have my tattoo appointment. Woo! I'm so excited bout this one. It'll be my biggest yet. And it's custom designed. And it's awesome. And colourful. And awsome. And meaningful. And awesome. Oh, and did I mention it's going to be awesome? Oh - and I'm getting my wrists done at the same time. Pretty lil script saying "stay" and "true". You know, the whole stay true to yourself, fuck everyone else deal.
And thennnnnnnnnn at some stage after that, I'll be getting my corset piercing. Back of my thighs baby. With gorgeous black ribbon. And I'll be wearing killer heels. And I'll be gettin my naked on. That calls for one fuck off sexy photoshoot, yeah?
This song makes my heart hurt. Alot. And I can't stop listening to it.
I want to learn to play a few chords on the guitar. I can sing. All I need is some music! Mind you, you'll never hear me singing. Ever. I won't even sing in front of my hubby. Biggest fear. Random.
Do you like these little guys?








Well, I'm makin them
I'm also selling a fuckload of shoes here.
And some jewelery and hair stuff here.
So have a lil look if you want
I'm going now, but everyone should watch this...
I laugh at farts. I'm such a lady.














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