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Photo by Phil Glau
All you LA freakazoids better come to the Art of Bleeding performances this weekend, or you're in big trouble! I'll be performing Saturday & Sunday nights. We mixed 30 gallons of blood for the blood wrestling alone, people.
Kinda hard to explain what Art of Bleeding is/does, so these short clips will have to suffice... although they may just add to the confusion.
The Art of Bleeding in 28 Seconds
Scenes from our 2006 Car Crash Show at the Steve Allen Theater
Photo by Phil Glau
All you LA freakazoids better come to the Art of Bleeding performances this weekend, or you're in big trouble! I'll be performing Saturday & Sunday nights. We mixed 30 gallons of blood for the blood wrestling alone, people.
Kinda hard to explain what Art of Bleeding is/does, so these short clips will have to suffice... although they may just add to the confusion.
The Art of Bleeding in 28 Seconds
Scenes from our 2006 Car Crash Show at the Steve Allen Theater
I'm performing in LA Halloween weekend with Art of Bleeding!
LA Weekly is doing a feature on us, so we had a fun little shoot yesterday in the ambulance with all the nurses:
You guys should come to our performances. They're Halloween weekend, the 28th-30th, at the Steve Allen Theater. We're setting up a multi-vehicle car crash scene, with plenty of bloody bodies and sexy fetish nurses. The performances are early, from 8p-10p, so you can come in costume & go party afterwards. There will also be female blood wrestling
We've got lots of "celebrity" guests as well... Margaret Cho, Andy Dick, Neil Hamburger, Selene Luna, Don Bolles, Dukey Flyswatter, Clint Catalyst, and a million other underground LA types will be there reading trauma stories.
Link to the flyer
28-second video "explaining" what Art of Bleeding is all about...
Description of the madness:
This Halloween weekend, The Art of Bleeding will once again transform the Steve Allen Theater parking lot into a ghoulish carnival of entertaining catastrophes featuring a SPECTACULARLY REAL MULTI-VEHICLE CAR-CRASH TABLEAU.
Against a smoldering backdrop of twisted cars, you’ll have the opportunity to hear TRUE STORIES OF MEDICAL HORRORS and ACCIDENTS from a rotating lineup of storytellers including MARGARET CHO, ANDY DICK, KIM FOWLEY w/ NOIZEE & BRIANNA GARCIA, NEIL HAMBURGER, RON LYNCH, EDDIE PEPITONE, JIM TURNER, TOBY HUSS, SELENE LUNA, DON BOLLES, MICHELLE CARR, STEPHEN HOLMAN, CLINT CATALYST, DUKEY FLYSWATTER, ABBY TRAVIS, DANNY SHORAGO, KIM STODEL, BIENO SVENGALI, CRIMEBO THE CRIME CLOWN, and more.
Providing dubious educational counterbalance to these tales of trauma will be THE ART OF BLEEDING‘s “Magic Ambulance Theater,” a tragically misguided children’s show featuring gore-drenched actors, pedantic Safety Ape, bickering robot, and an ample array of attendant nurses in less-than-ample wardrobe.
Expect other hairpin twists, turns, and terrifying surprises including additional comic ambulance horrors from The Art of Bleeding, surprise guests, and a frighteningly live sound-performance installation by BOUNCEHAUSEN sonically recreating the moment of impact in an auto crash, stretched into a luxurious 2 hours of molecularly exploding steel and glass.
FEMALE BLOOD WRESTLING! FEMALE BLOOD WRESTLING! Enjoy sexy-gory one-night-only addition to our bill as burlesque beauties step into the ring Sunday 10/30.
Halloween costumes encouraged!! Doctors, nurses, and accident victims particularly welcome. Prizes for outstanding efforts related to our theme.
(NOTE: This program may not suitable for children)
TICKETS $10, Available online for: FRIDAY 10/28, SATURDAY 10/29, SUNDAY 10/30
More info & tickets
LA Weekly is doing a feature on us, so we had a fun little shoot yesterday in the ambulance with all the nurses:
You guys should come to our performances. They're Halloween weekend, the 28th-30th, at the Steve Allen Theater. We're setting up a multi-vehicle car crash scene, with plenty of bloody bodies and sexy fetish nurses. The performances are early, from 8p-10p, so you can come in costume & go party afterwards. There will also be female blood wrestling
We've got lots of "celebrity" guests as well... Margaret Cho, Andy Dick, Neil Hamburger, Selene Luna, Don Bolles, Dukey Flyswatter, Clint Catalyst, and a million other underground LA types will be there reading trauma stories.
Link to the flyer
28-second video "explaining" what Art of Bleeding is all about...
Description of the madness:
This Halloween weekend, The Art of Bleeding will once again transform the Steve Allen Theater parking lot into a ghoulish carnival of entertaining catastrophes featuring a SPECTACULARLY REAL MULTI-VEHICLE CAR-CRASH TABLEAU.
Against a smoldering backdrop of twisted cars, you’ll have the opportunity to hear TRUE STORIES OF MEDICAL HORRORS and ACCIDENTS from a rotating lineup of storytellers including MARGARET CHO, ANDY DICK, KIM FOWLEY w/ NOIZEE & BRIANNA GARCIA, NEIL HAMBURGER, RON LYNCH, EDDIE PEPITONE, JIM TURNER, TOBY HUSS, SELENE LUNA, DON BOLLES, MICHELLE CARR, STEPHEN HOLMAN, CLINT CATALYST, DUKEY FLYSWATTER, ABBY TRAVIS, DANNY SHORAGO, KIM STODEL, BIENO SVENGALI, CRIMEBO THE CRIME CLOWN, and more.
Providing dubious educational counterbalance to these tales of trauma will be THE ART OF BLEEDING‘s “Magic Ambulance Theater,” a tragically misguided children’s show featuring gore-drenched actors, pedantic Safety Ape, bickering robot, and an ample array of attendant nurses in less-than-ample wardrobe.
Expect other hairpin twists, turns, and terrifying surprises including additional comic ambulance horrors from The Art of Bleeding, surprise guests, and a frighteningly live sound-performance installation by BOUNCEHAUSEN sonically recreating the moment of impact in an auto crash, stretched into a luxurious 2 hours of molecularly exploding steel and glass.
FEMALE BLOOD WRESTLING! FEMALE BLOOD WRESTLING! Enjoy sexy-gory one-night-only addition to our bill as burlesque beauties step into the ring Sunday 10/30.
Halloween costumes encouraged!! Doctors, nurses, and accident victims particularly welcome. Prizes for outstanding efforts related to our theme.
(NOTE: This program may not suitable for children)
TICKETS $10, Available online for: FRIDAY 10/28, SATURDAY 10/29, SUNDAY 10/30
More info & tickets
My Tattoo Life cover is finally on stands in the US. Aww yeah!
3-page spread plus an interview with me inside
3-page spread plus an interview with me inside
