into: my namesake, naturally. cheese. wine. erotica. being creative. doing nothing. kicking your ass in scrabble or mancala.

not into: mundanity, feeling older than i am, speeding tickets

makes me happy: having good people in my life. sunshine. kitty poo.

makes me sad: feeling friendless. lack of sunshine. winter.

hobbies: reading, sleeping, wow

5 things i can't live without: kitty, smokeables, sunshine, sleep, closeness

vices: smokeables and fuckables

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: wasting away what little free time i have.

 

occupation: slave to the service industry.

current crush: vaenn

stats: pervy, snarky, and carniverous.

body mods: a bunch of holes and kitties.

heroes: your mom. but only on the weekend.

gets me hot: ink. piercings. sexy boy smell. facial hair. pretty girls. boldness. dirty stories. when you take control.

favorite position: face down on the bottom, or bound and gagged. take your pick.

fantasy: there's a few.

sign: slippery when wet.

most humbling moment: every fucking day.

i lost my virginity: more than once.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a man

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories