Jesus, all that & you're still here to tell the tale.
Maybe you're right

Drining drunk =

You should so be sponsored by mcjackncoke

Well those 2 will do it everytime.

I'll be your designated driver.

yo! taxi!!!!

That is what they all say until they wake up in jail and don't even know why

be careful, doll. alcohol can be evil sometimes...

if "he" is the only one who doesn't get you -- that might say something bad about "him"... just sayin. cause you rock.

drunk driving in heels...

ew mcdonalds