Does anyone know where I can buy a decent collar that isn't too obvious? kthx.

Soon, I will write EXACTLY what is going on. Everyone will know.

I hope that makes you happy, if you're reading this.

Applecunt.

Don't ask.

I has a big fat cough. Of the annoying variety. I will update properly soon, though I don't think everyone will be too happy with what I put. Oh well, I guess we'll see what happens.

It has happened.

I lose.

It has happened.

I lose.

I fell in love once. I fell so far that when I eventually landed I'd left him 2000 feet in the air and I was 2000 feet in the earth. It felt like he dropped me. Love is exactly that; two of you tight rope walking 2000 feet above everything, and eventually, when one of you starts to wobble, you get a choice: save them or let them fall. I'd catch him every time. Maybe I was the only one on that rope in the first place. Maybe the only person I have to stop me falling is in fact myself.

And you will keep me safe
And you will keep me close
And rain
Will make the flowers...

Work is very tiring.

I don't get paid until next week.

ARGH.

WEIRD.

WEIRDWEIRDWEIRD.

WEIRD.