SuicideGirl: Salliss
suicidegirl

Salliss are you having a good time?

I’m private
 
MAY 5, 2008 @ 04:13 PM

I LOVE BREASTS!

I skated down a hill yesterday into a fence... Well basically I didn't realise the hill was that steep so down I went on my aggressive rollerblades only to realise I couldn't stop... So I stopped myself, with a big metal fence. Nearly flipped myself right over it I must've been going pretty damned quickly! SO then I had to ask two complete strangers to help me get to the hospital as I couldn't move my knee, and then I texted alarmclock who came down while I had my x-ray done. Turns out it was just bruised but it's still pretty painful now.

I figure if I hadn't put so much of the impact into my hands and chest I probably would have shattered my knee-cap.

And that's the last time I'll try skating in London.
Comments
NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

MAY 05, 2008 04:17 PM

eeek biggrin I'm glad your ok and not hurt. Maybe you should try smaller inclines wink

lightning0707

lightning0707

Fairbanks, AK
September 2007

MAY 05, 2008 04:20 PM

Aw Saliss! I agree with the above comment. I'm glad you're ok. Breasts apparenly are truly a form of safety built in. Be more careful next time, but don't give up the steep slopes. They're more fun!!! miao!!

SergeantPsycho

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA
January 2007

MAY 05, 2008 04:46 PM

Breasts are nature's airbags!

Morfina

Morfina

HOPEFUL

Ecuador

MAY 05, 2008 05:06 PM

ouch! im glad you are ok!

bhavok

bhavok

Royersford, PA
March 2006

MAY 05, 2008 05:48 PM

Ive never heard the female anatomy put that way.. Well from guy's, yes, from a woman no..

I'm glad that your okay & safe..

I ran into an electrical fence with a go kart when I was younger.. And unfortunantly it was on, but I didn't get hurt.. The helmet was to big to begin with, so it fell over my face & I couldn't see..

Mr_Moore

Mr_Moore

New Brunswick, NJ
January 2005

MAY 05, 2008 06:38 PM

hockey stop?

eeek

glad to hear you're gonna live.

ooo aaa

Adriata

Adriata

Pittsfield, MA
March 2008

MAY 05, 2008 07:32 PM

Wow that sounds harrowing! I am glad you're slightly okay now (though the bruises don't sound fun).

duckyfuck

duckyfuck

United Kingdom
February 2003

MAY 06, 2008 12:18 AM

lol salliss.... i love your breasts!

its lucky u have them or today u'd be looking a fool with ur leg in the air in plaster tongue

mistakesandiego

mistakesandiego

Germany
December 2006

MAY 06, 2008 01:59 AM

Get well soon!

crazycanuk13

crazycanuk13

I'm lost
January 2008

MAY 06, 2008 05:09 AM

Wow. I am glad u are k. Sounds like it could of turned out bad. I had a similar experience , but it involved a tree and a bunch of bushes ><. Get well soon.

Tredien

Tredien

Portugal
June 2007

MAY 06, 2008 01:15 PM

Yay for breasts!!! Booo for aggressive rollerblades!!!

Hope your knee cap'll be ok! biggrin

Waterfordman

Waterfordman

United Kingdom
September 2006

MAY 06, 2008 02:14 PM

Hmmm there are safer places around town to skate!

You were lucky with the passers- by in town!

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