A thread in the SGUK group, made me laugh/think about my life. I've copied what I posted with a few added extras.

What advice would you give your 15 year old self?

Here's mine.

Dear Past me,

1. Dump that stupid ass boy who cheated on you all the time when you were at school and go have some fun while you are at college!

2. Don't drink a whole bottle of Malibu at that house party up the road it made you piss in your neighbours garden and pass out to the point your friend thought you were dead.

3. Don't take all Art and Photography A levels at college. Stupid idea. There are fuck all jobs. Do science and for fill your dreams of becoming a crime scene investigator/forensic photographer.

4. That period of when you stopped talking to your Dad for about a year; ring him. You step mother will be 6 months pregnant, you don't want to miss that.

5. Stop bleaching parts of your hair and dying it various colours, it will die and looks like straw.

6. Don't cut off your nice long hair at the age of 16. You'll try to grow it again years later, then get frustrated and cut it all off again and regret it, each time. You won't learn, but try.

7. Get your Medusa pierced before you have to get a 'real' job.

8. Don't pluck your eyebrows THAT thin. You look like a twat with sperm eyebrows. It may be cool now and everyone is doing it, but you'll have to grow them back in 2009 and live with bushy, wiley ones for a few months. (Listen to Mum, she was right)

9. Stop wearing massive baggy jeans, they drag through the mud and soak up all the rain.

10. Stop cutting up stripy socks and wearing them on your arms. Why?

11. When your friends tell you they hate you over the phone. Stick up for yourself tell them to stop being so immature and fuck off.

That's all I could think of for now.
What advice would you guy give your past selves?

Saiylor xx