SuicideGirl: Saffron
suicidegirl

Saffron ....a ghost

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JULY 12, 2004 @ 09:39 PM


well, biznitches, i'm leaving tomorrow for san fran. i'm not sure if i'll have time to update while i'm out there...at least i hope i won't, heh. i'm soo excited, there is so much stuff i wanna do. i hope you all have a wonderful week, and i love you all! kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

haha, yes! i finally got off my lazy ass and put a pic of my niece in my "phone cam pics" folder. i made this folder so i could show pix from frisco. if you want to see 'em, that is.

here's another joke i like:
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
Comments
ldwarren

ldwarren

United Kingdom
February 2004

JUL 12, 2004 11:40 PM

Never liked blondes so that joke is fine by me. We have had George Bush and blondes..who's the next to feel the wrath of jumpingbean? shocked

That baby is seriously cute but with those tables manners she wouldnt be welcome at many dinner parties.. tongue
tongue

greyandblack

greyandblack

Indianapolis, IN
February 2004

JUL 13, 2004 02:27 AM

Another funny joke..........have fun in san fran and take loads of pics. smile

Safe Travels!!

wink

2coolforschool

2coolforschool

North Tonawanda, NY
March 2004

JUL 13, 2004 11:46 AM

Ahhhhhhhh blonde jokes. Always funny.
Have a great time in San fran.

shinboxer

shinboxer

San Francisco, CA
May 2004

JUL 13, 2004 11:51 AM

Hooray, SF, Frisco, whatever ya call it! It's my home town it's always fun! Look me up!

pineapple

pineapple

Japan
February 2004

JUL 13, 2004 06:44 PM

Have fun!

Su

Su

Arlington, MA
November 2002

JUL 13, 2004 11:26 PM

wow, you're pics are sexy!

I wish I could look like that. smile

Phillipe

Phillipe

Boston, MA
January 2004

JUL 13, 2004 11:38 PM

have a great time smile you rock.

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