SuicideGirl: Saffire
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Saffire DON'T EAT CHEESE BEFORE BED! You'll get the evil manchego mares.

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SuicideGirl: Saffire
SuicideGirl: Saffire
SuicideGirl: Saffire
 

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Dirt track music
  2. alright but just one (the only band I readlly love to fuck to...) Deftones
  3. Ok well there is Dethklok
  4. maybe Slayer as well

films:

  1. maybe dirty sanchez
  2. Zoolander
  3. Orgasmo
  4. The Audition
  5. Meat Grinder
  6. The Eye (jap)
  7. Django
  8. Any Quentin Taratino

books:

  1. The ones with pictures

tv shows:

  1. Father Ted.
  2. Metalocalypse

Artists:

  1. I didn't like what they'd put so I made up my own... My favourite gross things are:
  2. The jar of my families teeth which I keep in my front room
  3. Dead bug collection
  4. Eating mouldy fruit
  5. studying mould
  6. studying anything that festers
  7. I love helping pregnant things with giving birth
  8. Pretending to be an expert farmer
  9. Fossil and geology collection
 

into: Anything sinister and playing guitar. My latest sex toy has been Henry the Hoover. Now I know why men use it!!

not into: ... ? errr, shit I don't know!?

makes me happy: Touring with my band... Wooo got a few stories to tell you! I love the lovin too :)

makes me sad: that no one has assinated bush, people who put other people down to satisfy themselves. Negativity. Not touring.

hobbies: Shreddin', dreaming, been a long time coming.

5 things i can't live without: The people I love and my imagination. When the people I love let me down I like to be deluded

vices: ... Starting things I think I can finish. Dreams that I try to turn into reality.

i spend most of my free time: Hoping I had more free time. Plotting how to tidy up my mess and shredding.

 

occupation: Database programmer and purchaser for commerical airline repairs.

current crush: I'm going inanimate these days. Shoes, now they're sexy.

stats: I see I smell I taste I hear I touch I sense What else do you need to know?

body mods: couple'o tunnels, lip, nose, septum, belly tat. Esta aqui!

heroes: Wonder woman and my best buddie Nikki "get your cunt out!!!!"

gets me hot: Baths, Saunas, equatorial countries.

favorite position: Origami

fantasy: Buying Vlad the Impalers castle in Romania then making it into a giant MTV unplugged type dungeon hotel thing

sign: A very undecisive Libra. Trying to sort the equilibriums of

most humbling moment: When I realised I was a man

i lost my virginity: to my brother when I was 10. he was shit.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Fashionista, Punk, Piercing, Metalhead, Dirty, Rockabilly, Geek, Fetish, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories