“Rys is a phenom. She is better than you.”

“i have acute bronchitis and a massive headache, but visiting her page makes me feel so much better. Rys has healing powers. no shit.”

“Rys has posed naked for money. This puts her in the company of such luminaries as Abe Lincoln, Mother Theresa, and Jane Austen. Congratulations, Rys! We should all be so lucky...”

“Her brainframe is insane. YES!”

“Rys is one of the most gougeous and intersting SGs ever to appear on this site. I'm proud to have known her. So there.”

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“I have no idea what I did to warrant the friendship of the lovely Rys, but am honored that she even noticed me. Maybe it's the fact that we both have kick ass taste in music?”

“i have an optical orgasm every time i visit her page... she is my favorite SG and easily one of my closest e-friends. no one is cooler than Rys. NO ONE.”

“In a realm of ever increasingly superficiality, Rys is truly genuine. Plus, she's way cooler than you.”

“Rys says stuff in her journal like: "my flatmates" and opening her "crisps" and "dear boy" and "fucktard" and "gibbon". Now she of course looks kinda' like Natalie Portman and Winnona Ryder (which is to say that BOTH Natalie Portman and ol' 5-finger Discount herself WISH they looked as good as Rys), she is just very alluring and really quite beautiful, but for me, man, it's the dialect! I just CAN'T get enough of it!! I believe my new SG Fantasy may be to have Rys strip me naked, rap me in a man-diaper and let me suckle on her breasts like a newborn (okay, I'm sorry, that was out of line even for me) while she reads "Oliver Twist" aloud. (So who's the FUCKTARD now, huh? That's right, that would be me, thank you very much )”

“Well, I imagine it would be an indication.

And I hereby testify that Rys has the sexiest ears on SG!!!”

“If her Favorite Bands list is any indication, Rys has outstanding taste in music!

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“She is one of the most beautiful girls on SG and she is also one of the most sweetest.”

“I like the bands she likes.
Tron is the icing.”