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OCTOBER 27, 2005 @ 04:13 AM

Only 59 days til my boy comes now. Yay!

And I am handing in notice today from this stupid house I am living in. Double yay!!! Anyone need a flatmate?

And I realised today that my degree is useless. My belief that academia can transcend (or maybe decend) it's ivory towers has melted into air. Which makes it all the more entertaining. This is seriously an excerpt from my lecture notes:
1. The Casual Approach: "Do you happen to have murdered your wife?"
2. The Numbered Card: "Would you please state the number that corresponds to what became of your wife" 1. Natural death 2. I killed her 3. Other
3. The Everybody Approach: "As you know, many people have been killing their wives these days. Do you happen to have killed yours?"
4. The Other People Approach: "Do you know any people who have murdered their wives? How about yourself?"

I'm gonna try using these as pick up lines at bars... What do you think my chances are?

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fillthee_syrup

United Kingdom

January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 04:32 AM

Slim chances... unless they're weirdos... hehe

- syrup -

jerksoflove

Australia

October 2005

OCT 27, 2005 05:45 AM

hahahahaha...

try number 3. but say it in a really hushed, sexy voice.

get him to confess to a crime he never committed!!

lowroller

Australia

May 2008

OCT 27, 2005 06:58 AM

I think if you pick the right bar you'll be set! Problem is you might not like what you find

VictorZ

Montreal, QC

July 2005

OCT 27, 2005 07:04 AM

when you ask the question... do never look at them in the eye.

Foz

I'm lost

February 2005

OCT 27, 2005 07:12 AM

your chances of picking up a sociopath are probably just as likely as they were when your intro was, "hey, my name is ___" crazies are everywhere

thenine

Seattle, WA

February 2004

OCT 27, 2005 07:21 AM

I thing the numbered card pick up line would work out really great. chuckle.

EDIT: Just saw your post on Ink's journal, right above mine. Stereo Total rocks thus you also rock. You Rock!

[Edited on Oct 27, 2005 7:26AM]

CarryAVengeance

Houma, LA

June 2004

OCT 27, 2005 08:19 AM

I'M IN FREAKIN DIRE NEED OF A ROOMMATE! I GOT LIKE 5 DAYS TO GET ONE!

spydah

Brooklyn, NY

March 2005

OCT 27, 2005 08:34 AM

Judas

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

OCT 27, 2005 10:31 AM

i don't know, for sheer weirdness factor, i'd say anyone who approached me with a line like that might have a chance...

but then, i said that about 'nice shoes, wanna fuck?' for years. until it happened.

Evermansice

Chicago, IL

July 2005

OCT 27, 2005 11:04 AM

That, I suppose depends on what they answer. Also, Gromit is awesome, but he unfortunatley cannot feed you. Hopefully you have not starved for your fandom.

[Edited on Oct 28, 2005 1:19PM]

speedway74

Australia

January 2005

OCT 27, 2005 01:30 PM

i think if you mentioned "i've just recently come out of a horrible relationship where i had to kill my wife, did you also kill yours?" it would get some very bizairre looks

oh and thats a first persons perspective approach

[Edited on Oct 28, 2005 6:30AM]

pavlovsdog

Asheville, NC

May 2004

OCT 27, 2005 03:44 PM

Welcome to the usless degree club.
Drama here.

And if your goal is to get guys to wander away scratching their heads, then I'd say your chances are pretty high.

electrosky

San Francisco, CA

February 2004

OCT 27, 2005 08:57 PM

i think #3 and #4 would work wonders as pick up lines. seriously. but back to chocolate (mmmmm...chocolate). i'm vegetarian but not vegan. i love milk chocolate too much, too. and cheese. thanks for the add request, by the way.

L7rules

Mount Prospect, IL

December 2004

OCT 27, 2005 11:58 PM

i think good to excelletn chances because they will probably laugh and your beautiful so you could prolly say anything and theyd be like uh huh can i buy you a drink or something

Steven

Australia

February 2005

OCT 28, 2005 05:43 AM

or (5) I killed my wife. Loved every minute of it. Did you enjoy killing yours?

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