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i'm in san fransisco.
bling bling is home starving.
i'm going to prom.
stalk me there.
p.s. i will bring the vegas strap on for any willing participants.
for $1 you can get it in the ass from suicide robin.
what a bargain.
no lube. raw dog. xoxo
bling bling is home starving.
i'm going to prom.
stalk me there.
p.s. i will bring the vegas strap on for any willing participants.
for $1 you can get it in the ass from suicide robin.
what a bargain.
no lube. raw dog. xoxo
HAPPY resERECTION tomorrow.
i'm off to dye eggs and dress up my cats in easter garb.
xoxo
i'm off to dye eggs and dress up my cats in easter garb.
xoxo
don't worry kids, the new set should be up in a few days.....
.....me post-op, with my new penis, eating sun-chips and riding a moose.
.....me post-op, with my new penis, eating sun-chips and riding a moose.
I GOT THE WEST HOLLYWOOD APARTMENT.
i met BIJOU! if you were part of the SG group section you could see me in the panties she made but youre not! hahahaha.
i like dancing, its my hobby, and you understand. lets take a drive through the hollywood hills with your hand tight around my neck.
like my wet sock?
i met BIJOU! if you were part of the SG group section you could see me in the panties she made but youre not! hahahaha.
i like dancing, its my hobby, and you understand. lets take a drive through the hollywood hills with your hand tight around my neck.
like my wet sock?
i went to my little sisters high school basketball game tonight.
i am somewhat of a celebrity there.
"hey i saw you on the internet!!!! youre a porn star"
then i have to lecture them on third wave feminism. and the draw of message boards + erotica. wheeeeeee.
and then of course i told some kid i would donkey punch him if he called me a porn star again.
i am somewhat of a celebrity there.
"hey i saw you on the internet!!!! youre a porn star"
then i have to lecture them on third wave feminism. and the draw of message boards + erotica. wheeeeeee.
and then of course i told some kid i would donkey punch him if he called me a porn star again.
so the past weekend.....
i got really suicidal (how fitting) with the thought of moving to la for an entire year and how bland it might just be.......
so i bought a guinea pig.
$25 is a sweet deal for happiness in rodent form.
anyway, his name is 'bling bling' or 'mr. beans II' in honor of my old alley cat who ditched me for my downstairs neighbor.
i need to stay home with blingers for a few days before signing my life away on the apt in west hollywood.
xoxoASSMASTER2003 & high roller bling
i got really suicidal (how fitting) with the thought of moving to la for an entire year and how bland it might just be.......
so i bought a guinea pig.
$25 is a sweet deal for happiness in rodent form.
anyway, his name is 'bling bling' or 'mr. beans II' in honor of my old alley cat who ditched me for my downstairs neighbor.
i need to stay home with blingers for a few days before signing my life away on the apt in west hollywood.
xoxoASSMASTER2003 & high roller bling
WHO LOVES YOU!?!?
TEA AND FROSTIES MY HOTT LITTLE BRIT!
now you will have to put out when i get back to london. you owe me $18 worth.
TEA AND FROSTIES MY HOTT LITTLE BRIT!
now you will have to put out when i get back to london. you owe me $18 worth.
alright march first i will be in the middle of the lovely west hollywood and deliciously close to miss claudia.
well im like 96.3% sure.
and you KNOW big gay doug and i will throw a big party to end all parties.
bring the twister. bring the crisco. ive got the tarps.
oh and:
not kissing was incredibly hot. i want to do that again.
well im like 96.3% sure.
and you KNOW big gay doug and i will throw a big party to end all parties.
bring the twister. bring the crisco. ive got the tarps.
oh and:
not kissing was incredibly hot. i want to do that again.
