so a proton and a neutron was into a bar.

they both order a martini.
then the bartender turns to the proton and says
"that'll be ten dollars".

the proton, in a huff,
asks why the neutron didn't have to pay,
and the bartender says,

"NO CHARGE!"

i get 5 SGs staying with me.

they better watch out for my sleazy cat.

and my homosexual guinea pig.

good times in robin's pleasure palace!

i met the lovely kikka.

what a dreamboat.

hopefully when i get back to nyc we can do a double set whilst humping a lifesize harry potter doll. she is welcome to touch my chamber of secrets.

w00t!!! NYC!!! ow ow ow.
dorkin' out with Rory
hot wireless ibook love...

mom: "we're giving your sister the family van and i'm thinking of getting a civic"

robin: "no way mom, you'd look good in a hummer"

dad: "i'd look good with a HUMMER from your mom too"

aloha. back from north shore, hawaii.

upsides:
-meeting great people (insert dan shout out)
-swimming with turtles and dolphins
-renting a scooter to ride around the country
-finding nemo

downsides:
-tanning (OHMYGOD!)
-buying a pair of reef brazil thongs.
-smoking copious amounts of marajuana.
-choosing to listen to bob marley

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME?!

i am so proud of my dear friend applying to SG.

good luck erica i love you!

i will use hbo 'real sex' as an excuse to give girls sexy dances in order to satisfy my lesbian cravings.

watch as i make an ass of myself!

hump hump hump.