Blast her with some kind of rocket weapon.

just a grad student who affects a very haughty accent.
Like Julia Stiles in the ads for Mona Lisa's Smile? annnnnnnnnoying!

Chinese water torture may do the trick.

I think they work kinda like priests, so wave a 12 yr old in front of them and wait to pounce.

i'll have you know my study on gum patterns is pretty interesting. more so in the upper year classes though. they get pretty creative.

thanks for the offer, but i already handed it in. and there's nothing worse than have someone tell you what should be changed when you can't change it

next time though, i'll let you know

and as for the prof...don't know. maybe say you have some rare shakespeare manuscripts and then lure him into your house... and you know, you can get the rest of it from some horror movie or something.

good luck with it